Crandall Spondular rides again!

I then received two copies of this (two at each of the email addresses):

TLDR

(I’m going for a non-English speaker persona, I think - makes misunderstanding, incompetence and non-compliance so much more fun)

I think I’m still only getting the impersonal cut ‘n’ paste treatment so far, so…

:: Pulls up chair and waits for next installment.::

Is it unusual that a scammer would claim to be operating out of Hong Kong?

If they’re just pretending, I imagine most of the responses will be pretty impersonal, to avoid tipping off their marks.

If they have a local HK accomplice, however, that’s VERY interesting. I’ll pull up a chair as well.

Mr. Wank certainly goes on about his honor and principles, doesn’t he?

Are there any special situations that you’re going to throw at Wank? Other than not being a native English-speaker, that is.

Mrs. Wank Youngdong is going to town on the OED there. It’s good to know that you needn’t put in much effort, and the education on Hong Kong’s contribution to the global economy must surely assuage any fears you may have that this could be anything other than a bona fide opportunity for a good samaritan to help out a fellow human and make some fine pin money in the process, right?

She sounds like a dear. Help her out, won’t you?

I didn’t realize it was a Mrs. Wank. It’s obviously a real deal then. Be sure to remember us who morally supported you when you’re rich, Mr. Spondular.

I thought Crandall might like to reveal that he too is in Hong Kong, but only after the scammer has made it very abundantly clear that he(she) is supposedly trying to transfer funds out of China.

Too easy. How about Macau, or (heh) Taiwan?

No, Nigeria!

That would be hilarious.

“Come to my house in Abuja! I have many whores!”

How about it turns out that, not only are you not a native English speaker, but you’d prefer to correspond in Chinese?

Of course, the scammer would probably just drop you as not being worth the trouble.

I’m looking forward to another installment of “The Crandall Spondular Files”. Although the wrestler will always hold a special place in my heart I think Asian man may bring more comedy.

“I won’t waste my time chasing the wind.”

:smiley:

::sneaks a chair in from the kitchen, sits next to **gardentraveler ** and wonders why **mangetout ** doesn’t just take the money. ::

Say that you’re stranded in Pitcairn Island until the next boat arrives, and you don’t know when that’ll be, and you have to share a 1200-baud satellite link.

I’m still only getting the copy and paste responses:

I’m going to keep on pushing the comprehension failure angle until I get something that looks a bit more human-authored, then we can have some fun.