I, for one, welcome our new coffee overlords. God knows I could use the caffeine.
Robin
I named my cat God.
That way, when people say “God only knows,” all I have to do go home and ask my cat.
Actually, that was over 15 yrs ago. The cat has since passed on to a metaphysical 10th life.
GOD IS DEAD
:eek:
Apparently, smilies contain high levels of antioxidants, which relieve some sort of pressure or other.
:rolleyes: :dubious: 
:smack: 
:wally 
;j 
:o :eek: 
:mad:
Mine is small, curved and smells a bit.
If you mount it on your wall, would you have a cat-ass-trophy?
The differences in writing quality between WWE’s two major brands, Raw and Smackdown!, are like night and day, people. I mean, really, where did the WWE find the talentless asshacks that write for Smackdown!, anyway? I’m this close to saying “Fuck you, Vince. Raw totally owns Smackdown!, and you can take this Thursday night waste-of-space and cram it sideways.”
:smack:
They actually tried this down in the Caribbean, you know. Set up all kinds of shops selling cat-ass-trophies, but it didn’t work out, and the businesses folded. Ended up being quite the cat-ass-tropical failure.
I’m here til Thursday. Try the veal.
My Cat & Tonic™ made me catatonic.
…totally mediocre but I’ll lie and say it was pretty great, and then you’re just going to wake up in the middle of the night and go grab a beer from the fridge without asking me if I want anything, and when you get back you’ll confess that you’re “sort of seeing” this girl named Michelle, in something you call a “complicated situation” that’s been going on, with regular bouts of sex and fighting, for the last SEVEN YEARS, none of which interests me, BUSTER!
(A bell rings.)
I need a new recipe for an omelette. My eggs are just so boring nowadays.
::lone dog barks twice in the distance, tumbleweed rolls by::
Maybe if you tried kegel exercises, or maybe read to them. Speaking of which, did you read about how martha stewart got busted smuggling in spices. That’s jsut surreal, I mean what, salt isn’t good enough? Oh, and while I’m on the subject, I can’t STAND sanding drywall.
If you fall in love with your right hand does your left hand get jealous?
It’s been so long since I’ve heard from me.
The chimney swift is the only bird known to be able to flap its wings alternately in flight.
Meat
Quelle dom(m)age(r)!
Jeopardy question: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives; …
Contestant blurts out: Utah
WAR!
Rectum?!? It damn near killed him!