From MPSIMS:
Imagining the Tenth Dimension
Strange behavior of my cat
In the tenth dimension, cats behave strangely. I guess some things really are universal.
From IMHO:
**Does anyone here think advertising does not affect them?
Do you own a grocery cart? Can you recommend one? **
Let me guess, you saw a commercial for one.
**How do I get my 44yr old, unemployed daughter to move out!!!
Have you used your martial arts training in a real fight? **
And if so, did you find it effective against 44yr old, unemployed women?
From GQ:
Anything I can do to help a canker sore?
Polygraph Tests–completely unreliable, or just not very reliable?
For dealing with canker sores? Completely unreliable.
From MPSIMS:
Plumbing Question
No, Kitty, don’t eat THAT!!!
You know there’s a problem when your cat eats the plumbing.
GQ:
What are extras talking about?
Reversing circumcision?
Yeah, in crowd scenes, everybody is directed to say “Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy Tug-ahoy…”
Are movie punches and fights realistic?
Where are these giant windmills?
Those are in La Mancha, dude – and yeah, that’s usually about how it goes down.
From GD:
** Historical myths?
A rational discussion about the latest crisis in the middle east? **
Yeah, I’d say that one is up there…
Eve
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You and Your Best Friend Find Osama
No, Kitty, don’t eat THAT!!!
Yep. Only a terrorist would stop his cat from eating Osama :dubious:
GQ:**
Where’s the best place to put the sub-woofer?
Atlantis??? **
No, that’s a submarine woofer.
MPSIMS:
You and Your Best Friend Find Osama
um… ya wanna shut the door?
Indeed, a little modesty from you three would be most appreciated.
Washington State Supreme Court issues gay marriage ruling
This morning’s call in radio subject: Who do you want to kill?
I’m thinking a certain judge may be a hot topic this morning…
Indeed. But can you imagine the hairball?!? :eek:
From IMHO:
Have you used your martial arts training in a real fight?
Which martial art should I learn?
That actually makes a lot of sense if you’re shopping around for a martial art.
And a few minutes ago:
Ninja cavemen vs. pirate astronauts
Have you used your martial arts training in a real fight?
Are you kidding? Martial arts are essential for fighting off Ninja Cavemen and Pirate Astronauts!
From New Posts:
So, what are your plans for after the Rapture?
Stories of high adventure and backwoods emergency appendectomy
Sounds like a blast.
Wow, four in a row!
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done recently?
Ever fire a meat cannon?
I feel I must say…
Really, what were they thinking?
New posts:
**Anybody want a rim job?
YAY! I got a job!**
FROM MPSIMS:
Great Joy
Bunny rabbits!
Yeah. Those go together pretty well.
Great big snake in my kitchen
Have you gotten up close and personal with a star?
And now, the Samuel L. Jackson’s co-star from Snakes on a Plane…
YAY! I got a job!
Ever Fire a Meat Cannon?
As a meat cannon operator. No, that doesn’t sound the least bit like a euphemism…
From IMHO:
What Mundane Things Fascinate You?
What ordinary things gross you out?
And are there some mundane, ordinary things that fascinate you as they gross you out.
What are the biggest secrets that remain unrevealed?
Do I want a bluetooth enabled phone?
Good question. Do you?
What would you do if you found out you’d murdered your children?
What the Hell Was Wrong with People in the 1970’s?
Those were some bad drugs.
And one to grow on:
Great big snake in my kitchen
Bunny rabbits!
Not for long…
Lionne
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MPSIMS
Lance Bass says “I’m gay!”
You may know a stupider person, but I doubt it
With apologies to Mr. Bass
What do you do to beat the heat?
I Have a Headache From Thinking
From ATMB:
**Where have you gone, Jack Dean Tyler?
Up and down, like a bouncing ball **
Well I guess that settles that.
Cafe Society:
**The moment you realized that a book sucks.
Lance Bass comes out of the closet on the cover of People **
Well, it proves that Lance sucks
Meanwhile, over IMHO:
**
How corruptible are you?
Does anyone here think advertising does not affect them?**
From the Pit:
**Nancy Pelosi, you ignorant slut…
Well, I’ve been cheated on. How about you? **
Wow, Nancy Pelosi cheated on you?