**And the mother of the year award goes to…
Capitalist Pigs Trying to Kill Us All! **
You’ll definitely be going to hell for laughing at this video!
How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
Well, I’ve been cheated on. How about you?
Either tell us the whole story, or keep your mouth shut!
Yep. We’re not listening to another infidelity whine unless we get all the gory details!
** I seem to be invisible to men
Fellas: Do you prefer a needy woman?**
Well, desperation’s never all that attractive…
**Impressions of people who go braless
In praise of small boobs **
Been waiting for those two to line up
Ask the Blackjack Dealer!
So, what are your plans for after the Rapture?
Main page:
Impressions of people who go braless
Pad your resume
In GQ:
**Propane tank struck by lightning?
What happened to Bridget Fonda? **
Well you see she was having this cook out one day…
CS:
**Movies you’ve walked out on
The Will Ferrell film: the same ol’ crap. **
Can’t argue with that one…
New Posts:
**Masturbation fantasies vs…
Best. Store Name. Ever.
What a bunch of dicks! **
**Anybody want a rim job?
Arrgghhh! Stop wasting shit! **
- words fail me
**Boobs or cats?
I hear caterwauling and smell ganja. **
Sooo… cats, with really trippy boobs.
Oh, cripes, and who could resist this one:
**When Sausages Attack!
When Gaydar goes really wrong. D’oh!! **
Are you sure it went wrong? Sounds like it’s working fine to me.
No fair. You took mine.
MOM!!
In the Pit:
People who make up sh-t to get what they want
Are we collectively up sh-t creek? (About, well, everything)
Arrgghhh! Stop wasting sh-t!
edited as he are not in the pit now
I think I’m addicted to food.
Boobs or cats?
**Cigar smokers!
What dead person, not a relative, do you most mourn? **
That would be all my cigar smoking buddies who died of respiratory diseases, and all the people I accidentally set on fire.
**And the teacher of the year is…
People who make up shit to get what they want **
GQ:
**What do these people really want?
Calamari **
Yay! A way to get rid of scammers who are only looking to make a few 'quid.
Cafe Society:
Do you reread fiction books?
Ask the guy who’s rereading all of Heinlein.
Once the suspense is gone, what’s the point?