**Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson arrested for terrorism.
What is your take on the Mel Gibson story?**
A threesome from New Posts:
**Removing rocks from a national park
What a bunch of dicks!
'Scuse me, but that’s stealing **
**My cat saw his first helicopter.
I did NOT need to see that…
**
…said the Cat
**I’m such a yuppie.
Meet the new puppy! **
The Flying Mice are out early…
I’m getting a Dyson!!
What, didn’t you read the warning on the side that says “Not to be used for catching bats”?
In IMHO:
**Impressions of people who go braless
Stability control and/or limited slip differential- do I want them?**
That depends…what cup size are we talking, here, and how much do they bobble and slip?
IMHO:
Porn…what is it good for?
undies
Pervert!
Pick one character flaw to be magically free of
Masturbation fantasies vs. real life desires
In Humble Opinion:
Undies
Commando or No?
From MPSIMS:
Castro turning over power
Its been three years and ten months…
I think Castro’s been in power a little longer than that.
Things dad was wrong about
Peaches are creepy
I don’t know that my dad ever did worry about that.
So, how did you two meet?
Being the Rebound guy
Well if you can believe it, she was on the rebound and…
Sometimes I gaze up into the sky, and I see my cat flying by…
Tubing with Strippers
A flying cat tubing with strippers? Interesting…
From IMHO:
undies
Ever kill a man?
Tell me about Victoria’s Secret
Victoria’s Secret: She killed a man for undies.
Again from MPSIMS:
Things the Dope has made you notice
Peaches are creepy
Okay then…
** Tell me about Victoria’s Secret
Porn…what is it good for?
**
** Mel Gibson
Bad choice for The Joker
Whatever happened to Ralph Bakshi?
**
A threefer!
** Impressions of people who go braless
I seem to be invisible to men
**
Still separated by one, but I couldn’t resist.
Fill in your own punchline.
GQ:**
Is there a form of speech therapy to lower the pitch of your voice?
Relocating to Germany **
(It only works on women. )
**Bad choice for The Joker
Mel Gibson **
**Is it safe?
The Flying Mice are out early…
Cryptic message around my new town has given me the willies.
Have you ever been stalked? **
Generic horror film time
** Cat Magic
Meet the new puppy
**
…and for the cat’s next trick, he’ll make the puppy disappear.
Things Dad was wrong about
Tubing with strippers
Lighten up, Pops 
From MPSIMS:
**Is it safe?
Have you ever been stalked?**