From MPSIMS:
**Hitler’s Aircraft Carrier… FOUND!
My Lunch ruined
**
Somebody’s fridge is even worse than mine 
**Here’s why the Greenland ice cap is doomed
My dog stares at the wall
**
I didn’t know that was a cause of global warming… (and I should say here, I originally made a typo and it came out as “global worming” )
IMHO:
Best way to get rid of pet odors?
Cats and a balcony
Your One Extravagance
It’s so hot that…
I’ma Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
What new word have you learned lately?
Edimgiafad
-FrL-
(If it’s my fault those two came together in the first place, what’s that to you?)
Why is Loyola-Marymount University trying to sell me a piano?
Is Fidel Castro dead?
-FrL-
(An absurdist sequence is a sequence nonetheless.)
**Help me dominate my wife (BDSM?)
Help find romantic gift for my Bride to be
**
Honey, look at what I got you…
No, Honey, it’s not what you think:
** Help find romantic gift for my Bride to be
Glurge-like, yet impressive: Watermelon Sculptures
**
You know something’s wrong when McDonalds can’t get staff…
So , I Wrote a Note to the King
Actually, the King doesn’t get along with McDonald’s. He’s with those other guys.
** Am I the only one who didn’t like Brokeback Mountain?
Cox on the Big Screen…
**
I know it’s cheap shot.
But I couldn’t help myself.
IMHO:
Which SDMB minority are you in?
Argh! I’m so stupid!
IMHO
**How much money should I charge for these two services?
Cats and a balcony **
**An uncomfortable truth
Mike Shermer’s SciAm Column = Skeptics’ Glurge
**
Sometimes The Truth hurts.
** Ever kill a thread?
I’m Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
**
that’s pretty harsh – it’s only a Thread.
**It’s so hot that…
My dog stares at the wall **
And thinks cool thoughts, no doubt.
CS:
Who is Robert Rodriguez?
The most successful character actor ever
Hmm…debatable.
Intellectual/Nerdy Dead Baby Jokes (TMI Obviously)
I’ma Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
Yup, telling dead baby jokes’ll just about guarantee it.
**Things the Dope has made you notice
I did NOT need to see that… **
…But the Dope made you notice it, right?
**36 degrees in Toronto.
Is it safe? **
Well, I’ve heard that hot weather is especially hard on the very young and the elderly.
**Cryptic message around my new town has given me the willies.
So, I Wrote a Note to the King **
Maybe the King likes to dress as a peasant and write cryptic messages about the town when no one is looking. He might enjoy giving you the willies.
I’m just sayin’.
From MPSIMS:
Can‘t Stop Rasterbating!!
I’ma Gonna Go To Hell When I Die
"Woooo!!! I AM RASTERBATING LIKE” eh, you know the rest.
My cat is a pervert
They sell WHAT in the mall?
Seriously! Perverted cats, 20% off!
The 2006 World Series of Poker Dopefest at Las Vegas!!! (July 27-30th)
water…(gasp, choke)…water…
I seriously don’t think it’s that hot in Vegas.
From IMHO:
Masturbation fantasies vs. real life desires
Help a jobseeker with 3 resume questions
Nope. That’s neither a fantasy nor a real life desire.
In the year 2031…
Recommend a computer microscope?
2031 eh? I’m not familiar with that model year, yet.
** My neighbour is an insect-killing lunatic.
He cut my hair!
**
Were there nits in it?
Cafe Society:
Am I the Only One Who Didn’t Like Brokeback Mountain?
and
Know Any INTELLIGENY jokes About AIDS?
:eek:
** I think I deserve to be called a whore
My cat is a pervert **