Cream cheese on my bagel

The BBQ Pit
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There are two reasons for this phenomenon. First, it’s much faster to drop a whole big glob on there (and then cut only two thirds of the way through) and second many deli workers feel that their bosses are greedy bastards and that if someone is paying $2.50 for a bagel with cream cheese then by god they should get $2.50 worth of cream cheese.

The only solution I’ve found so far is to buy a bagel with and one plain. After redistributing the cream cheese I typically still have leftover.

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Too… much… cream cheese…?

Does…not…compute…

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Tee hee hee. Too much cream cheese. rmbnxs made a funny.

Look kid, you orter be glad you live in a place where you don’t have to pay for cream cheese per little cup thingie. I dream of living in a world where cream cheese is as free and easily wastable as ketchup sigh.

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[Beavis voice] little cup thingie [/Beavis voice]

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I aggree with most of the posters here, when I say:
HOW COULD THERE EVER BE TOO MUCH CREAM CHEESE???

The mind boggles…