So you’ve been to that small town in County Donegal, Republic of Ireland then? Our school rugby team played there regularly, the proud sponsorship of the roundabouts by Muff petrol station drew some smirks 
Facials for some reason have recently sprung to mind as serious double entendres 
For rejuvenation of youthful skin tone, I recommend “Jojoba Intense Skin Moisturizer.”
Can anyone think of an abbreviation for the name, though? It’s kind of a mouthful…
There are muffs for hands… I mean muffs you can put your hands into… to keep them warm, you know? And ear-muffs, too.
Ok, I am going to back slowly away from the keyboard now.
At one time, “smoothie” had a double meaning, but I don’t see it used in the non-food category much anymore.
Cleveland Steamer.
(This one falls squarely in the if-you-have-to-ask-you-don’t-want-to-know category.)
Theres another Muff a little bit south of you, my nordy friend. In county Cavan, about ten miles from kingscourt. Every year they have-I shit you not- The Fair of Muff, or Muff Fair, if you will. It’s a horse trading fair, which atracts a lot of farmers, horse dealers, and pissed-looking people in leather outfits.
And you call yourself a sex goddess.
Tsk tsk.
fish and finger pie
steely dan
wankle rotary engine
hairpie
wocka wocka
who ordered the peperoni pizza?
Tea bag
Water sports
Lazy Susan
‘Facial’ always gets me giggling.
After series of double entendres with a friend earlier…‘box’.
She is quite talented!
As for the OP… eh. I thought this was going to be one of those threads where you say something dirty, then link to the picture of something innocent. Such as saying “cream pie” and then linking to a picture of a delicious coconut cream pie.
I guess that puts me firmly in the “dirty mind” category. If *penis ensues * didn’t already, that is.