Create a different movie with the same title!

…The Shining.

For one young Englishman with dreams of a better life, the only way out of poverty was starting a career in the military; this winter, Universal Pictures invites you to see the extraordinary true story of his earliest days as an Army officer’s personal servant in…

Batman Begins.

The backbone of America’s power grid:

I’ve got a better suggestion:

An officious retirement home director takes revenge on his unruly charges by preventing the yearly outing to the Grand Ole Opry

Hoo, Boy.

I apologize to Love Rhombus. It is rude to redirect someone else’s thread, or change the rules of someone else’s game, and I used to know that. I hope the OP will come in and tell us whether s/he is okay with the change, and I would encourage everyone posting to just do so as originally invited until that happens.

Twister: two hours of “left hand on yellow, right foot on red”.

A Night at the Opera: a live recording of the season opening of Carmen, intercut with audience shots

The Birds: a documentary of the migratory journey of the European swallow

How dare you come into my thread with a better idea than mine! :mad:

Just kidding, feel free to do either my game or yours as you like!

Love Rhombus, you are more gracious than I was polite. Thanks.

Lumpy, I’m stumped. Copper Canyon is too obscure, Niagara doesn’t fit in the modern era, and The Wire isn’t a movie. Still thinking, but, good clue.

CalMeacham, I like your suggestion, but mbh’s also mostly fits, and is punchy. I couldn’t do better than either.

“Robots in disguise” :wink:

The Men Who Stare at Goats: An introduction to the exciting world of the shepherd.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly- three blind dates go horribly wrong.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier-A punk/reggae band at the Olympics

My Dinner with Andre: Wallace Shawn and Andre the Giant discuss the finer points of acting in The Princess Bride over plates of pasta.

Wait, Andre the Giant was in The Princess Bride? Wasn’t that the movie about the Crown Princess falling in love with another woman, and the British aristocracy and social followers slowly coming to grips with the fact that they’d soon have two queens?

Oh, right. Transformers. I forgot to mention I’m a little out of touch, culturally. I’ll try one more anyway.

From Wholecloth Pictures: A mild-mannered seamstress in a venal and corrupt fabric store must find the courage to demand–

…The Whole Nine Yards.

Coming this summer: a woman marries a skeptical arson investigator.

Aunt-Man The addition of a ‘u’ makes this a Tyler Perry film where he gets hold of a set of super Spanx that shrinks him to the size of a Barbie doll so he can fight against stereotype images in his nieces and nephews toys.

For the win, IMHO. :slight_smile:

The Wizard of Oz. “All he needed was a lift to Hogwarts, mate!”

For years, it has brought satisfaction and pleasure to woman all over the world. It’s been places some people only dream of. Now, for the first time, we get to learn it’s tale.

***Toy Story ***

Actually two toys: a dildo named “Woody” and a high-tech vibrator named “Buzz”.

Mrs. Doubtfire

In the spirit of 9/11, yet another World Trade Center documentary: The Two Towers