The Return of the King: Turns out Elvis never died after all.
The most famous mountain bike ever.
** Star Trek **
Wins thread. Thank you. 
Pass/Fail or be a truant? Explaining your American History X to your parents can cost you the dream date to your prom.
Superfly: A man gains the powers of a housefly and uses them to fight crime. But has he met his match in Pile of Shit Man?
High Noon: A band of rebel teenagers, unable to wait for the last bell at 4:20, meets for lunchtime cannabis intake behind the school cafeteria.
2001: A Space Odyssey Fourteen years in, we take a fun look at the dawn of the “tiny home” phenomenon.
Ken Burns the Civil War The documentary filmmaking auteur as a sixth grader, struggling simultaneously with his need to finish a diorama for History class and his emerging pyromania.
Ha! Amorites! Amirite?
The Imitation Game: One of these things is not like the others.
Chronicling one person’s dream to create the universe’s largest zen garden on Earth’s satellite - MOONRAKER
Count Dracula is driven to consult a psychiatrist as he can no longer cope with his…Cape Fear
Now I’m picturing a teenage Ken Burns doing a five day presentation on the Civil War in History class.
Fargo a movie that actually takes place in Fargo ND.
Shampoo The exciting world of shampoo manufacturing.
Hairspray The exciting world of hair spray manufacturing.
O Brother Where Art Thou? – Hide and Seek in the ancient Holy Land
Gone with the Wind – the story of the Dustbowl in the 1930s
The Catcher in the Rye – biopic about Baseball player Rollie Hemsley, who kicked alcoholism.
Sorceror – the story of Carlos Castaneda and Don Juan Matus.
Blade Runner, about a man who smuggles illegal black market medical supplies to the disaffected in a none-too-distant dystopia.
Commando - One mans decision to live his life sans underwear.
First Blood - The story of Eve, the first woman ever, and her first menstrual cycle.
I see what you did here.
A Star is Born – documentary about the Hubbell image of the Eagle Nebula
The Angry Red Planet – the Earth itself gets upset about those old Sherwin Williams paint ads
Airplane! - a montage of Fantasy Island opening scenes, with what was actually said before sound engineers got their grubby paws on it.