One Flew Over the Cukoo’s Nest: Steve Martin returns as Stu Preissler in the sequel to 2011’s bird watching comedy, The Big Year.
Next: The Men Who Stare At Goats
Dude! That’s a porno! :eek:
:mad:
The Men Who Stare At Goats
Old perverted goats who stare at young nymphets at the beach? Turns out that someone else is watching the former, in turn…
The Silence of the Lambs
A lost mountain climber finds a forgotten Christian cult called “The Lambs” where the members have their tongues cut out as a tribute to Jesus.
The Devil in Miss Jones
The tragic tale of a single bakery owner with an addiction to chocolate cake. Obesity ensues.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
A new fad becomes a craze in the year 3212; brain tans. No freckles need apply, either…
From Dusk Till Dawn
An elderly couple discovers viagra.
No Country for Old Men.
No Country for Old Men.: At the Veteran’s home, the residents resent that the staff doesn’t allow CW music.
Cool Hand Luke
Cool Hand Luke: the exploits of Luke, the Beloved Physician from the Gospels and Acts, and his miraculous curing of people by touching them with his cool hand.
The Incredible Journey
The Incredible Journey: a well-known liar’s tales of his travels are dismissed by all as unbelievable.
Watership Down
Watership Down - exactly like The Hunt For Red October, but with muppets.
The Thin Man
[lol AH…:D]
Poor Jesus Juarez undergoes 2 real-time hours on the Spanish Inquisition’s rack.
*The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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A nebbish little man’s dream of traveling the world becomes a reality when he discovers a mysterious piece of luggage inscribed with runes that seems to give him his desires.
9 1/2 Weeks
An intense documentary of the ethics of abortion.
Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane: Pro wrestler Glenn Jacobs emigrates to Canada.
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxie - Historical document. Ford fans worldwide fight to keep the name of their favorite full size sedan from being morphed into a respelled European minivan.
Hatari!
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Hatari!: Wacky comedy set during World War One, when Mlle. Hatari is targeted by intelligence agents seeking an infamous female spy after being set on the wrong trail by a misspelled telegram.
The Cannonball Run
In a far future dystopia, contestants in a deadly race have to outpace innumerable rolling artillery shells-there can be only one…
[Hmm…]
The Highlander
The Highlander: Due to a job related inner-ear injury, airline pilot Chip Johnson can only set down planes in Denver.
Weekend at Bernie’s
Weekend at Bernie’s - That last week Mr. Madoff lived high before the ax fell.
I just want to say, some of these movies should be made!
Neighbors