Neighbors - Two talking horses live next door to each other and drive everyone else crazy.
Cat Ballou
A groundbreaking documentary narrated by Kat Denning about the rising number of feral felines in Ballou, Senegal.
Bull Durham
Bull Durham: A dark tale of a town in the far reaches of the Carolinas where everyone is a liar.
Die Hard
Terrorists have taken over a porn movie production set and are executing the male stars ever hour until their demands are met. Steven Segal ,a down on his luck Ex navy SEAL turned fluffer must save the day.
The Longest Day
Indiana Jones figures out how the Israelites used the power of the Ark of the Covenant to make the Sun stand still in the sky during warfare. He and Fox Mulder must cooperate to thwart the evil Obama Syndicate which plans on using it to conquer the continent of Africa.
The King And I
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The King And I: Miss Piggy relates her autobiographical episode of how she toured with Elvis. It’s a musical, natch.
Nightmare On Elm Street
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Nightmare On Elm Street: A sequel to Neighbors, in which the talking horses spread rumors about a mysterious female horse seen walking down the street in the dark of night.
Goodfellas
Extremely boring movie about four men who kiss the wife goodbye in the morning, go off to work, put in a decent day’s labors, do not have sex with the secretary, come straight home in the evening, cook dinner, clean the dishes, spend time with the family, put the kids to bed, give several Ba-booms to the wife, and go to sleep, repeating it all the next day.
Here I come to [del]save the day[/del] fix my screw-up:
The Creature From The Black Lagoon
(Thanks DiFool [that sounds horrible])
The Black Lagoon family creates a creature that is about as horrible as creatures can be, to win an on-line game.
The Matrix
The Matrix: A former matron finds a niche in the sex industry as a less-harsh version of a dominatrix; more stern and commanding than cruel and humiliating.
Phantom of the Opera
Phantom of the Opera: Richard Wagner is the most famous opera-writer in Germany, but no one has ever met his cast. It turns out that he is a sorceror of sorts, and that instead of watching a performance the audience is able to actually see the events of the Ring Cycle playing out on their stage. Things go wrong when a mysterious spirit appears to Wagner, and asks him to bring the spirit of Brunnhilde off the stage and into the “real” world. It ends with Wagner trapped in Asgard, while Fafnir takes his place in Germany.
Caligula
Caligula - Disney musical animation centering on an anthropomorphic society of Roman columns, the main character dealing with his new step family.
The Right Stuff
So so disturbing
I know!
A man becomes a millionaire marketing the perfect filler for plush toys.
Escape from Alcatraz
*Escape from Alcatraz *
Billy and Joey are on a dreadfully boring tour of the old prison complex with their parents, and desire to sneak off the island ASAP, in any way possible.
500 Days of Summer
Global warning turns out to be REAL. Ooooops!
IT
The unsung heroes who keep corporate data systems running.
Yellow Submarine
A porn movie starring an Asian guy with a “yellow submarine.”
A Hard Day’s Night