Creating a new gamertag for XBox Live. Suggestions?

Well, that’s pretty much it. My favorite was cancelled due to some fuck up on their end and no chance to recover it, so I get to start all over. Yippee.

So what can you guys think up? I’m nowhere near as clever as many here so I thought I’d ask around. Just a few guidelines. My wife uses it as well, so DouchebagSpectacular wouldn’t really work. Also, I love a spot of humor, so anything that makes a person chickle is good. Finally, I prefer things more unique than some of the suggested names offered setting up the account. FunnyPlague? RedChimera? Not really working for me.

So throw some out. What shall I be known as while getting killed in multi-player?