Leave it to Jack Chick to copy the Field Museum. 
Ah… Nothing beats the onion.
Sorry – what’s the connection to Jack Chick? 
Granted Jack isn’t the only fundie creation literalist in the world but I’d wager he is the overwhelming favorite of SDMB. IT’S A JOKE!
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
I love this. LOVE it!
A T. rex? Oh my…I’m…I’m SAVED!
I love this bit:-
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“It was a truly majestic beast,” said Gill, gazing up at the massive skeleton. “One almost has to mourn that there was no room for it on the Ark.”
Methinks there wouldn’t have been many other species left if “Methuselah” was on that boat trip!
Sorry – I thought the OP was referring to something Jack Chick actually said that indicated that he was taking the Onion article seriously (in the same way that the Harry Potter article was circulated by some devout but humor-impaired Christian-types). My bad. :o