Looks like this bomba clot is attacking Wally here. Spoofe, truly I am tempted. But I will leave this asshole for you.
MR
Thank you, Maeglin…
Biffer Spice, step into my office…
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I do not post my sig “at the end of each post”. I usually place it on the first post I make to a thread, although their are exceptions.
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My sig has absolutely nothing to do with advertisement, you idiot. It’s a sign of respect to the late Wally, who didn’t have shit for brains, as you seem to.
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Adding a swear word before an adjective emphasizes said adjective. Anybody with more than ooze between their ears would know this.
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I call G. Nome a retard not because of a desire to be clever (after all, I feel no need to prove myself or bump up my self-esteem with shallow meanderings), but because, surprise!, I think G. Nome is a retard. A fucking retard, at that (see, there’s that “emphasis” again).
Now here’s a piece of advice, you dinky-dicked brainfart incarnate: Try to read a few posts before you act like an ass. Apparently, you have very little intelligence to call upon when typing up your baseless replies to a thread. So feel free to continue posting shit, you crotch-sweat progeny, I find it very amusing. But you watch what you say about Wally. He was respected for good reason, partially for his knack for taking ignorant dumbshits like yourself apart. Now, I’m not threatening you, I’m warning you… you will have half the board screaming for your blood.
Just think about it next time, you dripping-rectum, munging-bait, Janet-Reno-felching Troll-snot.
I’m just amazed Buffer didn’t make derogatory comments about the USofA in his last post.
Good for you, Buffy. You’re learning new skills.
I think I have figured out part of G. Nome’s psychological profile: He is a freshman in college who has been overwhelmed by his first exposure to James Joyce. This would explain his labored flights of fancy and forced obtuseness. He thinks he’s being creative but he’s just being dopey.
SPOOFE Bo Diddly you have an office like Jeffrey Dahmer had the aircore system.
But I suppose I’ll admit this - you’re right - I can’t do big sums. I mean, I’d like to ask questions like “how is it possible to calculate the number of atoms in the universe” but I know even that topic would have a degeneration factor too high for normal people if I joined in the posting. But, I don’t know, the sight of Lunasea’s head exploding…it’s tempting.
No I don’t. Why would you think as such?
That has absolutely nothing to do with anything I said. And that, 'Nome, is why you’re a fucking retard.
Thanks Elphogone
OK, gonna be quick.
- Nit-picking.
- I have said nothing about Wally, I will say nothing about Wally, I never knew him, and therefore cannot comment on Wally.
- The swearword IS the adjective. For example, if I called you a inconsequential muppet, the ‘muppet’ is the noun, and the ‘inconsequential’ is the adjective. Hope this helps. But then, if you’ve got more than ooze between your ears, I’m sure you already knew that. You see, ‘retard’ is an offensive word, used to describe an actual physical condition, and I see no evidence in his postings that he is a retard after all. If you dislike him, that’s different, but your use of the word ‘retard’ is what is actually offensive. I’m sure there are many ‘retards’ who are on the internet, and are capable of much more interesting and informative postings than your own.
I acknowledge that I jumped into this thread without any history knowledge of either user, but your stupid, offensive posts kind of riled me, and now I have made the mistake of flaming someone in this thread I feel the need to defend myself. By the way, your stupid, crap-Blackadder-like insults, mixed with playground words like ‘brainfart’ aren’t very funny. Hope this helps. Thanks.
nah nah, nah nah nah
That was intended as a thank you to Biffer Spice and was not intended to lower the tone to pre-Biffer levels.
That was intended as a thank you to Biffer Spice. It was not my intention to lower the tone to pre-Biffer levels.
Biffer Spice…
Congratulations, you have a dictionary. But still little intelligence to use it correctly, seeing as how you ignored the point. To re-iterate, adding “fucking” before “retard” creates more emphasis on the “retard” part. Now, was that so hard to understand?
That’s the point, you idiot. What, you think I was trying to make nicey-nice? Welcome to the Pit, you mutant pile of chunky feces.
And, apparently, I see plenty of evidence that (s)he is a retard after all. See that funny-looking bar on the right side of the screen? The one with an arrow at each end? Try pressing on the uppermost arrow a couple times.
You got riled by the (correct) usage of the term “fucking retard”? Who are you, Ned Flanders?
You know, the idea of a “junior extreme” site - whether they exist or could exist - has interested me for awhile now. You know, a kids’ Rotten.com. Somewhere for kids to show off their sores and injuries, make their stays in hospital more fun, see a few dead people and some dirty words (but not at the adult Rotten level). But Goddamn! Here it is. Some way along to its full realisation. I think I’ll call it naughtyspoofe.com. What about some pictures Spoofe? Your Straight Dope people portrait may not be enough. More pictures and we’re in business.
What are you ? Ned Flanders?
Oh fuck! That was perfect!
Happiness is … This thread.
This shit is better than cable TV.
Biffer, come back. Call Spoofe an asshole or question his manhood or something. Please!!
G.Nome - Post, um, well shit, just post anything. You fucking crack me up! I can usually only find this level of hilarity listening to homeless people talk to themselves.
Where’s my popcorn?
So either you want a site with pictures of wounded children to satisfy your sado-pedophelia, or you want a site where children can get a sense of that head wound you call a brain.
It must be the former, then.
People pay good money to see those pics. What makes you think I’ll let a fucking retard like you have 'em for free?
I’m with you on this one, Jack Batty. Can someone pass the nachos, please?
Passing the nachos and beer
Been watchin’ this thread for the last 3 days. Between this one and the assorted Uncle Beer bashin’ there hasn’t been a dull moment. Funny stuff 
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all night. I also do weddings, bar mitzvah’s, and executions.
People pay good money to see those pics. What makes you think I’ll let a fucking retard like you have 'em for free? **
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So where’s the link! Am I the only one waiting with baited breath? (or was that bait breath? I can never tell).