Heh. That reminds me of a cute!fic I read that slashed Nightcrawler’s tail and Angel’s wings. It was creepy…but still somehow cute.
Zapp Brannigan/Idio (from the Doris L. Piserchia short story, “We Are Idio.” Actually, Idio and anyone, but Brannigan would be particularly wrong because, and this is the horrifying part, it wouldn’t be noncon.
For those of you that are fans of the Thundercats SkaldtR, STG, do yourselves a favor, and don’t do a google search (unfiltered) for “Fuckercats”.
The artwork is spot on, and the pairings are… interesting.
Though, upon reading what I’ve just written, and reviewing the rest of the thread, I am certain our closeted deviant Thunderan has probably got it saved on her hard drive.
Antoine de St Expuery/The Little Prince
Chtulhu/Shub-Niggurath.
Freddy/Jason. Now that’s a slash story! 
“I knew it was true love, when twelve bystanders died of the foreplay!”
If we’re going to be including art, I shall forever remember the day when a girl commissioned “Alan Moore slash” from Ghastly of Ghastly’s Comic and…he decided to be a literal minded smartass. :eek::eek::eek:
I’m still not sure if the commission was real or not. He’s got a weird enough sense of humor I wouldn’t put it past him.
Yeah, I’ll bet there was some spewing. 
I am going to hell for that one.
Harry/Mrs. Weasley
or Mr. Weasley for that matter.
Oh, please. That’s just masturbation.
Or beastiality.
Don’t use all that bleach, I could use some.
Transmogrification, by Hyperfocused.
Is that the one that was in Portuguese? Cuz Honestly, I found it boring after reading other really really wrong Thundercats fic. Actually as I recall, it was less squicky than the Dark Horse comics (Mumm-ra / Wilykit. Urgh.) I can link you to a fan archive that’ll blow your mind. (Thundercats / Planeteers ending with Jaga/Gaia is one of them.)
I thought we agreed that I would murder everyone responsible for that comic, and you, in return, would never mention it again.
Also, can I have that link?
It may have been, I’m not sure.
I figured it might have rated, as it was more “visual” than a story, for most folks. It appears my idea is pretty minor league. Huh.
That was… kind of oddly sweet, in a way.
Oh my God, what has the Internet done to me?!?
I know, I know… pats reassuringly I have that same reaction all the time.
Gods of Earth & Air!
I’m having a positive emotional reaction to fanfic.
Someone will pay for this. And by “someone” I mean “everyone but my wife.”
Hey! Don’t include me in there. (Haven’t read it, not going to read it. As sick as I am, I don’t do underage porn)
Well what are you waiting for, dammit?
It seems it’s finally gone offline, but I’m sure some of the stuff on Cheezey’s site will destroy your brain too (especially anything by RD) - [noparse]http://www.cheezey.org/thundercats/fanfic/weirdstories.html[/noparse] Hey! The Captain Planet crossover is there - it was written by Casca.
It’s not underaged porn, except perhaps in the most technical paragraph-of-teenage-semi-masturbation sense. It’s about Calvin growing up, covering ages 6 to post-doctorate.
You know the monkeys have standing orders not to eat, murder, rape, assault, molest, humilate, or administer wet willies to you unless it’s absolutely necessary.
I checked, and they’re all in California, so I have a small antimatter meteor in cloaked geosynchronous orbit ready to oblterate the lot of them (and also Disney studios). I’m just waiting for you to go on vacation. I mean, you haven’t actaully SAID “Skaldimus, please don’t accidentally murder me during one of your massively disproporation acts of vengeance,” but I took it as a given. Was I wrong?
Also, what Risha said.