Well damn then. Can you use a couple of smaller explosives? Cuz I can’t afford to leave. Or, y’know, pay for my vacation. And for my friends in that area (they’re not tcats fans, but I’m their son’s best friend, or so he says.)
You’re just trying to tempt me into reading it. I know you are! And then I’ll read it and it’ll be some horrible brain-breaking thing. Well, I’m not falling for it. So there. (actually I am. I have no shame and I apparently enjoy the sensation of my brainmeats trying to escape through my ears.)
That’s not how vengeance works. When you drag the goat all the way up to the top of Mount Vengeance-Swearing and swear to the dark gods that you will have your vengeance, you have to specify the means right then, because, obviously, you’re asking Nemesis to supply materiel. Once you file the plans, that’s it; no changies and no do-overs. I’m stretching the rules by going out of my way to spare YOU the worst of it.
Read it! I promise, there is NO child molestation or bestiality in it.
I’m already corrupt. Who do you think keeps stealing your keys?
Anyway, vengeance, bees, soon I shall open the Hellmouth, blah blah blah.
At least Kirk & Spock are peers. A high-school Buffy with Giles would be a betrayal on at least two levels; a college Buffy with Giles would be even worse.
There was a lot of Fenrir Greyback (the werewolf- very minor character) slash with Harry Potter characters, all male (Harry, Ron, Draco especially) for a while with some really disturbing slash art as well. I learned about it from blogs.
There was a lawsuit a few years ago having to do with Boy Meets World slash. I never watched enough of the show to know much about the characters, but the suit involved the actor Ryder Strong (sp?), who was then a minor, suing because he was disturbed at the graphic depictions of his character having sex with a guy. IIRC it was thrown out of court because he doesn’t own the copyrights and evidently whichever network did didn’t feel the need to pursue it (at least not publically; they may have sent a “cease and desist”- if you google you can perhaps find more info).
Maybe you should take it to the pit. No real people (or cartoon animals or robots or werewolves or vampires) were harmed in the making of any erotic fiction or drawings. Take a deep breath and repeat “it’s all make believe…”
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