That was the title of the spam I just caught in my spam filter. Apparently, it was sent to me by … me.
Cleavage I’ll take. I prefer mine with a soft crust, though.
That is all.
I like Cleavage as much as the next guy. Probably more, in fact.
But I feel that cleavage, like Kreme, ought not to be “Krispy”
I wish I got stuff like that instead of the endless offers of bestiality. All of my spam messages seem to involve sex with horses. I recall one particularly amusing one: the subject line was “fuk on farm :-)” and it was from “Angus Abdul.” I got a mental image of a kilted and turbaned Arab Scotsman smiling as he opened the barn door.
Most of my spam lately is either of the random adjective-noun or ajdective-pronoun-noun variety, supposed shills for job offers, or “OEM software” spam. There’s always v1a’6ra and “don’t have a small penis any longer ?” entries, but lately they’ve been eclipsed by the others. I get a lot of spam – probably on the order of 60-70 pieces a day. Fortunately I also have a very adept proxy that catches them all.
As to the question of cleavage – I’ll take all ya got, but for Og’s sake slap some SPF-50 on those babies.
I got an email from Jesus yesterday. The subject line was “Been saved?”
Jesus can apparently guarentee fast shipping and low low prices on Viagra, Cialis, and Xanax.
What the heck kind of mailing lists have you been on?!?!
Wait, don’t answer that.
Crispy Cleavage… hmm… dare I say, BAND NAME?!
The Lord is risen indeed.
There might be a market for Crispy Cleavage among GILF fanciers.
When I first saw “Crispy Cleavage” in the tittle, I pictured a buxom lass with two heads of Boston lettuce in her bra. ()()
Yes, I meant to spell it that way.
I thought this was going to be about a very painful case of sunburn.
Not that I’d know anything about that.
Gmail is so frickin’ sweet. I don’t get much Evil Spam* in my inbox.
*you guessed it.
Did it include this ad?
And you thought all he could raise was the dead!
Yep, I’m gon’ to Hell, express lane, extra torment!
Sorry, I didn’t see MEBuckner’s post before I posted.
You know you’re a food addict when the thread title makes you think of fried chicken breasts.
Dammit, that was hilarious.
Hell Express? Yes, that’s me!
I sent myself an e-mail to my yahoo account. I am quite miffed. The subject line is None and there’s an attachment. Some idjit has hijacked my account and is using it to send out a virus.
I’m considering sliding everything over to my gmail account.
Most people don’t appreciate how difficult it is to get perfect cleavage - you want it hard in the middle but soft everywhere else.