Okay, ever since I’ve changed my name I’m seeing a lot of people going
Crunchy Frog? 
So I think I should explain that the name came from this Monty Python skit
Any other question? No? Ok, that’s all, love you, bye-bye.
Oh I know it well.
If we took your bones out you wouldn’t be crunchy then, now would you?
I used to go by the alias Ford Prefect on bullitin boards. I tired of explaining its origin.
My former gf once gave me the 3rd degree as to why I was on an Indiana BBS that she telnetted to. She was kind of disappointed that I wasn’t creative enough to think of my own name, not just take one from a novel. shrug
I’m thinking of adding the link in my OP to my sig line, so if anyone has any questions, they can go straight there.
Add I’d never thought of Doug Adams. As soon as Python jumped in my head, that’s what I focused on. Maybe I could’ve gone with Dirk Gently.
BTW, runners-up to Crunchy Frog were Chicken of Bristol, Eric the Half-a-Bee, Eric the Fish, Knight Who Says Ni, and Mr. Creosote.
Who were you previously?
Awww, c’mon Gunslinger. Don’t you wanna work at it a little bit and try to figure it out for yourself?
You’ll probably be able to figure it out in this thread.
I don’t want to work to figure it out.
I’m already at work.
It’s Tuesday, with the rest of the week still to go.
My face hurts from the root canal I had yesterday.
Just tell us, willya?
Fine, fine.
[sub]lazy, do-nothin, wanna-have-everything-handed to them, so-and-so, #$@%![/sub]
I am the Poster Formerly Known as BratMan007. I got tired of that name and felt like a change. I never really liked it to begin with, anyway.
I love that sketch. Cockroach cluster, anyone?
If I want to pop a nice chocky in my mouth, I prefer Anthrax Ripple, or Spring Surprise. 
It wouldn’t be all that enlightening, but if you wanted to torment further those who don’t get your new username, you could just use this as your sig:
Thanks KneadToKnow, I’ll add that right away.
Actually, KneadToKnow, after referencing the source of my name, I’ve learned you are describing the Ram’s Bladder Cup.
Constable: Number 5 “Ram’s Bladder Cup!” Now what kind of confection is this?
Mr. Hilton: We use choice juicy chunks of fresh Cornish ram’s bladder, emptied, steamed, flavored with sesame seeds, whipped into a fondue, and garnished with larks’ vomit!
So I’ve gone with the sig you can see below.
It don’t say anything about LARK’S VOMIT on the box! It think it appropriate if the box bore a large red label 
LARK"S VOMIT!
Yes, quite right! Constible Clitoris ate one of those, you know.
I like the “real” (as opposed to live) version better:
Full text and a .wav clip here.
Damn…the .wav clip is of the live version. It was funnier (and closer to the given script) on the TV show.
Thanks for the original version Gunslinger, I’ve updated my sig with it.
But our sales would plummet!
I’m just glad I could help. That’s 2 sigs I’ve been party to rewriting.