BratMan007 now bores me. I need a new name. I’ve thought about getting a new name for a while now, but can’t think of anything that I really like. So of course, I turn to the Teeming Millions. Toss out some ideas, and I’ll choose the one I like best.
And no iampuhna if you read this, I’ll not be using anyone name with the words “Boo-Boo” or “Bratsheep” in it. 
You can always use one of my suggestions in this thread.
How 'bout, ** Python **?
Flyboy
CardsFan
Picasso
ReadMe
KingNovel
or ** Tempest **
Val Con yos’Phelium? Retruance Constable? Kusac Aldatan? Kaid Tallinu? Long-Drink McGonnigle? Vlad Taltos? Lucien LaCroix? Javier Vachon? The Wizard Himaggery? Irwin Maurice Fletcher? Francis Xavier Flynn?
Interesting, but a bit long. I don’t think any of them really seem to fit me, either. However, you have given me a thought I hadn’t had before - making up or taking a name from somewhere. I had been thinking more along the lines of one-word things, but you’ve expanded my options with those. Thanks.
The constable one reminded me of Constable Pan-Am. Maybe I’ll go with a Monty Python related something. Crunchy Frog maybe. Or was it Crunchy Toad?
OK, here’s a list of possibilities so far, all taken from Monty Python:
Constable Pan-Am
Dennis Moore
Crunchy Frog
Tim the Enchanter
Knight of Ni
Mr. Creosote
Man With Three Buttocks
Anyone else have anything for me?
Thanks to Anit-Pro for mentioning Python and Kat who reminded me of Constable Pan-Am. I am definitely taking something from Monty Python unless someone suggests something I like better.
Python-inspired names:
Deadparrot
LumberjackOK
Confuse-a-cat
Eggsandspam
Eggsbaconandspam
Eggsspambaconandspam
Spamspameggsspambaconandspam
Those last few may be a bit long…
Arthur Two-Sheds Jackson
Spiny Norman
Throat Warbler Mangrove
Notlob
Oh, go on. Be one of the knights who say NI.
Or you could, in tribute to both Clogboy and Archie Bunker, rename yourself “Reverend Felcher”
Roger the Shrubber?
How about “Rabid Ron”? Then you could rename your web site “Rabid Ron’s Rondevous”. :D:D
How 'bout Portney??
dennis moore. haha. those zany lupins.
Red Sea Pedestrian ?
Mrs. B.J. Smegma. :D:D:D
Phosphorous
rusty kuntz
baracuda trousers
paper tin man dummies
fried penis sandwich
more pepper
the mustard’s in the door
skratzmaster
telephany
whimsy
hossschmoss
schmosanonymous
drippygluedrops
smegmalator regulator
cacophonysocietymembersraiseyourhands
have a nice day.
Change your name, and I’ll bludgeon your horse with a cudgel. You don’t have a horse, you say? Fine, I’ll buy you one, take it to your house, give it to you, then bludgeon it.
BratMan007 stays.
–Tim
I think you should call yourself the Chicken of Bristol.
Here’s the list of my favorites so far:
Crunchy Frog
Dead Parrot
Confuse-a-cat
Arthur Two Sheds Jackson (too long maybe?)
Knight Who Says Ni
Roger the Shrubber
Chicken of Bristol
I’ll let this go until midweek, then I’ll decide for sure.
OK, I’ve narrowed it down even further. It’s now between Crunchy Frog and Chicken of Bristol. Eric the Fish and Eric the Half-a-Bee are tied for a distant third.