From them choices I’d go with Crunchy Frog .
porcupine suggests:
- now, about that second suggestion, I really don’t think this board has room (insert “room & board” pun here) for two 800-yard hedgehogs.
It’s ok, Norman, she’s new, probably hasn’t seen you around before. I knew you were out there, which is why it didn’t make the list of possibilities. Maybe I could be Spiny Herman, Norman’s 400 yard long brother?
Spiny Herman ? - I’ll just tidy up another Luton aircraft hangar, no problem.
Seriously, what’s wrong with Eric-the-half-a-bee ? Has its own tune and everything. Otherwise, I’d agree with yojimbo’s recommendation and take Crunchy Frog - of course, people might take you for a Frenchman <shudder>.
But really, I think you’re thinking way too hard - relax and wait to be inspired instead.
S. Norman
Whoops! :o Sorry Norman, didn’t know you were here. Is Harry “Snapper” Organs posting here, too?
::saddles up ol’ WildFire::
Sorry ol’ boy, looks like I’m gonna hafta bludgeon you afterall…
::slowly leads ol’ WildFire down to BratMan’s place::
–Tim
Since you didn’t like my Roger the Shrubber, I say you go with Chicken of Bristol.
I think the Chicken of Bristol is more subtle, more vague. It whispers Monty Python without hiting you over the head. Of course, I am partial!
Some new ideas for you:
Bratster <now where have you heard that before?;)>
NiKnight <slight change from original>
Nanyte <hey, it worked for Data!>
Crunchy Frog
Flirtmeister Extraordinaire 
PepperPants <you’re such hot stuff!>