Welcome to all the new posters. Count yourselves lucky people you got here at the right time. We’ve just managed to get rid of a real pain in the ass called Bratman 
And if the frog gets to heavy you could always blow very hard when your down there kissing his ass.
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You don’t know the half of it.
Hey, bring me my booze ya brat. Man, what does someone have to do to get a drink around here?
I’m really starting to like you, Nymysys. So far you’ve implied: you’re not interested in me at all, I’m not interesting, I have nothing to do with my days, and I have no sense of humor. Cool. I like a person who can dish it out as well as take it.
vix
10,000+ memebers and I’m supposed to know shit about you? Guess I just have to make stuff up, since I’m not supposed to search and all.
Vix is the offspring of an IRS agent and a pig farmer. By day, Vix’s father may do boring accounting stuff, but at night, he became AuditMan, and fought crime in the streets. Vix wanted to be a superhero too, longer for the days when Unlce Clem could bathe himself, cuz quite frankly Vix didn’t like the lecherous looks received from Uncle Clem during the sponge baths . . .
Vix’s only escape is the internet, and has landed here. Welcome semi-newbie, and bite me, but brush your teeth first, I don’t know where you’ve been.
Just A Girl**
Ok, enough of the small talk, when are you gonna email me nekkid pix of you? Too bad about you not being a lesbian, you just ruined the fantasies I was planning on having before bed tonight. I’m an aspiring novelist myself. I’ve written two things so far: Jack and shit. So that’s you in a nutshell, huh? I thought you in a nutshell – aw, nevermind, I’m not gonna rip off that joke from Austin Powers. You want to find something in common with the rest of us? Do you enjoy felching?
Welcome aboard and I’m really getting bored with the “Bite me, newbie” line, so for now on I’ll just say BMN.
Tygr**
Ok, Tygr, sparky, buddy. You only need to hit the “Submit Reply” button once. I know it sometimes looks like your post didn’t go through, but it almost always does. You’re married to who? Is jkayla a user name or did you drop the mouse on your keyboard?
cykrider**
What can I say, I was stationed at Brooks AFB in San Antonio for four year. I feel your pain. I treat you as disrespectfully as I have the other newbies, but being trapped in Texas is bad enough, you don’t need anymore grief from me. (I find it’s always best to treat the unstable people with a gentle touch.) I hope your medication kicks in soon and you have fun in Florida.
And Zenster, you’re not upset are you? You’re aren’t getting jealous, right? For those who don’t know, I had once called Zenster my favorite new poster. It was, in fact, at one time part of his sig. He’s since changed his sig, so now the position of Crunchy Frog’s favorite new poster is once again open. And what an honor that is :rolleyes: No offense, Zenny, you know I like you when I lump you in with ClogBoy and the Evil One.
Dr_Paprika
Spittleville, huh? You know, if you don’t want to tell us where you live, that’s fine but there’s no need to get all smart-asstic about it. I live in Bumblefuck, Mo BTW.
Welcome and BMN.
I’m seriously thinking I got in over my head with this thread!
In over your head, eh? Not enough ass for all of us to bite? Funny how quickly you boys give up when things don’t run smoothly.
“It’s not PREMATURE, it’s EFFICIENT!”
Apropos of nothing, yet amusing, yes?
Hey, “no flame intended,” but as someone born in Texas, and raised in Georgia, and I’m gonna have to defend the South for a minute. First off, this is very much “civilization” thank you very much. Last time I looked outside, there weren’t any cavemen sitting around banging rocks together. Second, it’s absurd to denounce an entire section of the country as “stupid” as if there has never been an idiotic person in the north. Sure, the south is known to have “rednecks” but here in the south, we have a word for obnoxious Yankees. You may have heard it before - “Jackass.” Now before you jump all over me, let me point out that I’m not generalizing all northerners as jackasses, only the obnoxious ones who come down to the South and then complain about our culture. Newsflash: Nobody down here is in great awe of your “superior” presence. If you don’t want to be here, and no one’s holding a gun to your head to stay, then by all means - go!
P.S. To the best of my knowledge, Texas A&M isn’t a dam (as in a structure that holds back water) school, but an agricultural school. If you were trying to use the word in the derogatory sense (i.e. the curse word), it’s spelled “damn.” Imagine that, a “dumb southerner” who can spell… :rolleyes:
Tsk, tsk, Nymysys, so quick to assume the worst of people.
I never give up! I’m too damn stupid to know when’s the right time. I started this, I’ll stay with it to the end (or until it gets to 10 pages, at which point code problems begin to occur and the thread gets locked). It just dawned on me that I can only post from work, and I’m off work in about 30 minutes. That leaves all night for newbies to post here waiting for me to welcome them. I’ll get to work tomorrow only to find a backlog and while I try to catch up, more post may flow in. See? It’s a viscious cycle.
BTW, for the newbies who don’t get the joke in yojimbo and jesuslynch’s posts, I am the poster formerly known as BratMan007. I never really liked that name and switched to this one after a couple of months.
Crunchy ~ So I hear the favorite newbie spot is open? If I take you up on the nekkid pix, do I get the position (no sexual pun intended…well actually…) How bout if i just send you some dirty messages from time to time? Would that make you RANDY baby? (I’m not too ashamed to blatantly rip off Austin Powers…hehe…)
Just A Girl and cykrider please don’t get into a debate about the merits/disadvantages of living in the South or Southeners in general, okay? I’d like to keep this a friendly (ok, somewhat rude on my part) thread.
Besides, Just A Girl aren’t you supposed be getting some nekkid pix of you ready to email to me? That’s standard procedure for female newbies you know: They must all email me nekkid pix of themselves. Like it or not, those are the rules. I don’t make these things up.
Just A Girl - I just re-read your post and saw you’re 17. Receiving nekkid pix of a minor makes me feel kinda creepy, so we’ll skip that in your case. Nymysys has no excuse, however.
I will however accept emails from anybody. I am an email slut. I love getting email that isn’t spam or work-related BS that usually has nothing to do with my job anyway.
Pah! Don’t use that lame 10,000+ members excuse. It’s not like they all post. And truth may be more stranger than fiction… I’m actually the daughter of a former spy who then became a reporter, then a senator’s press secretary, then a governor’s energy guru, and who now runs a state recycling program. (Guess he’s getting less exciting in his old age…)
And since that’s not much of a real intro, I’ll add that I’m an editor, I just moved to Brooklyn, and I can give a backrub that’ll make your hair stand on end.
And I will further add that I’m not much of an editor, apparently. D’oh!
Welp, if it’s not from my favourite Monty Python sketch, I don’t want to know where it’s from.
Let’s see, a bit about me:
I’m originally from Los Angeles, but have thankfully escaped and now I live in Phoenix (with a brief year in Detroit).
For work I put together submittals for the sales staff (light fixtures and lamps), not as boring as it sounds. I like to refer to myself as the Submittal Queen.
I am female, not married, but I live with my boyfriend, no kids (at least that I know about).
I’ve been a SD fan since the late 80’s.
Anything more you want to know, you’ll have to ask.
Well, I’m a bank clerk in a call centre. 24, live in the UK and yes, it is always wet over here. I enjoy reading Sci Fi and watching films, going to the gym and chatting (when i get the time).
Not much else to tell really. I have lurked for a while, and only posted a bit, but I am getting the hang of it (Read: “jumping in with both feet”) though I don’t know many of you that well (your dossiers are still being completed by my network of spies 
TTFN
RickQ
Glad to know that you’re not a pedofile, Crunchy. Also, I apologize for posting the whole North/South debate thing, but the dude somewhat annoyed me and I wanted him to see it. If he replies I’ll take it to the BBQ pit.
P.S. Hopefully the whole age thing won’t affect my chances of holding the favorite spot. I can just make carefully masked sexual inuendos that hopefully you’ll catch on to - if it helps my chances, that is.
I’m still waiting for this one.
Sweetie, if your backrubs only make his hair stand on end you’re not doing it right.
Maybe I should start my own welcome thread . . .
I’m a guy, and as such don’t know my own measurements, but my waist is around 30 inches.
I live in VA and go to GMU.
I’m virtually married to Pamlyra, the virtual daughter of Jim B.
Crunchy Frog, we share a name, my last name is Frogoza.so I am a member of the Frog family.
I live in Texas.
41/female
married
one son, 18
Best friend is Purplebear.
Guess that is all for now. really not much to say, since everyone pretty much welcomed me in the party thread that PB had for me.
When I joined the SDMB, my screenname was Ai\ Yue- Ha
Yes, with all the punctuation.
I quickly became “New\ Guy/ with\ the/ Fucked-up\ Name”
–John
I’m kind of new…
Can I bite you too?
I am hesredbird. I wandered in here one night while being a might confused. I took a look around and liked what I saw. I work for a large automobile manufacturer located at the home of the “Original Sitdowners”. I am interested in Colonial American history. I have been married to my bride for 29 years, have three children and three grandchildren. I grow my own sweet grass in the back yard.