Odie Honey, come on out of your corner and wink at me a time or two…that’s usually all it takes…
Another wallflower here… but enjoying life.
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
::sobs quietly, then returns to corner and finishes eating bowl of flour::
I don’t know why I even bother to look at the popularity polls, really I don’t. And then other people just stroll on in here and five minutes later everyone’s in love.
Maybe it’s my dopey kitty-related user name. People think you’re a geek if you use a cat name. Perhaps if I had a cool name like Chrome Toaster does – yeah, then people would love me.
Sigh. I didn’t think so…
Catrandom
Go to a vet that’s also a taxidermist. Either way, you’ll get your cat back. Sig courtesy of the amazing WallyM7
I remember you, Mr. Lemon! What? It’s pronounced how? Oh, I thought you were someone else…nevermind 
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.
I remember you. You have a warms spot in my heart cause you told me I rock once. That and Gaudere telling me something I wrote was hysterical are the two high points of my life on this board.
I gotta get out more.
Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – another custom design by the mind of Wally
A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
– Stephen Crane
Canadian Sue wrote
Don’t tell me you have already forgetten “Mully’s Naughty Love Letters?”
I’m still hoping to get a mention, when “that thread over there” gets to Guy Thread length and all other options are exhausted.
What really stings is when the truly nice gal posters here, who are really sensitive about hurting anyone’s feelings, rattle off a laundry list of crushes in the hopes of not missing anybody … and you still pitch a shutout.
Hey, I’m a handsome devil … if I knew how to post a picture, I’d show you …
- Allllll byyyyy myyyyyy sel-ee-elffff…
Don’t wanna be,
Alllll byyyyy myyyyyseeeelllfff
Anymore …*
Give me immortality, or give me death!