Cultural Phenomenon That You Skipped

(Born in 1970)
I’ve never done the following:
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[li]Attempted break-dancing[/li][li]Learned the macarena[/li][li]Got into The Simpsons. I do like family Guy, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead and South Park, however.[/li][li]Watched American Idol[/li][li]Had a page on Livejournal, MySpace or Facebook, nor have I ever perused these pages.[/li][li]Played WoW, GTA or any other video game released after the mid 1990s.[/li][li]Watched the vast majority of so-called “reality TV” shows. Ditto for most sitcoms.[/li][li]Read a Harry Potter book. I got one as a gift, but I didn’t read more than the first few chapters. It isn’t specifically HP that I am not into, but the genre itself.[/li][li]Watched Anime[/li][li]collected Beanie Babies, owned a tamagatchi (sp?), a Furbie or any other collection fad.[/li][li]Bought or sold anything off of eBay (other than one time), Ditto Craigslist.[/li][/ul]

And dare I ask what “cornhole” is? I don’t dare attempt to Google for it at work.

1988:
Never played any Mario or Zelda game. Hell, the only video games I’ve ever played are: Super Smash Brothers (on the N64, once), Tekken something, Soul Calibur II and III, Super Smash Brothers Brawl and Melee, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, Halo 3, Super Mario Galaxy (as a star bit collector), and Half Life 2: Episodes 1, 2, 3 on my computer. I’ve never played a lot of the games that my peers think are iconic.
Never voluntarily watched South Park. I’ve caught glimpses of a few shows, and it just nauseates me.
My sister made me create a Facebook account. I virtually never look at it.
Never played any MMORPG except for Kingdom of Loathing, which is free.
Never watched a reality show except for a couple of episodes of Fear Factor, when the challenges were mostly interesting instead of completely disgusting.
I haven’t watched American Idol in years.
I hate rap and hip-hop.

Bond. James Bond.

Never read the books, never watched the movies.

I don’t have cable TV, but I have watched a little of it at work.

No Bond for me either, in any form.
No trendy dances.
No video game system or iPod.
Never saw a minute of Cheers, St. Elsewhere, The Sopranos.

Virtually anything new on TV since 1999 or so, except Good Eats, 24, and The Sopranos. My 24 peculiarity is well documented elsewhere on these boards. I didn’t really start watching The Sopranos until season 3 started (I got caught up on DVD before that). Watched a handful of episodes of Enterprise before giving up, have since caught up on season 1 and 2 on DVD, but nothing further. “Reality television” never looked like anything except tawdry soap operas to me, so I have remained blissfully ignorant of virtually all of that.

I lost track of popular music when Kiss took off their makeup.

I noticed that NYPD Blue came and went while I was Central America, I never saw it. Now I live here and avoid television so everything in the last 5 or 6 years managed without me.

I am always amazed when I catch American-rules football when I am at home. They got new rules and new teams. (Why does Tennessee got a team? Why are they not called the “Tuxedos?”)

I call late-night TV “The Carson Show,” I call Sunday-morning TV “The Brinkley Show.”

Get off my lawn.

Originally I missed the Sapranos (but i am part of the netflix phenomenon so I have caught up) and I never had a myspace page

You throw beanbags into a target hole.

Same here. I watched “Survivor” exactly three times. The first time, I suddenly got motivated to do my taxes. The second time, I got motivated to do a take-home exam I had been putting off. The third time, I ended up putting together a laundry hamper. Arguably, I should watch “Survivor”, since I’d probably get a lot done…

I missed almost all of the 90s TV phenomena. I was either living at home (where I would rather have played Nintendo than watched TV, a pattern that continues to this day) or in college with no cable TV (and I can’t stand the snowy picture you get with rabbit ears in dorms, plus I have zero patience for adjusting antennae). The only TV I watched in college was coverage of the 1996 presidential election. Nowadays, of course, I would go online for election coverage, but I didn’t know about that then (and for all I know, it may not have existed then- the Web was still relatively new).

The only reality shows I’ve ever been even slightly interested in are the nanny shows.

Now I almost never watch anything on TV except for food shows, the occasional “House Hunters”, and shows on Discovery, History, Animal Planet, or other science-, history-, or animal-oriented shows.

I saw the “Buffy” movie and liked it, but only watched the TV show a couple of times. They took out the comedy that was what I liked about the “Buffy” movie, so the show didn’t appeal much. (Joss Whedon and I are 180 degrees opposed on what made “Buffy” a good movie…)

I missed most of the 90s in movies, too. I was too busy with classes most of the time I was in college to go and see movies. I did see Star Wars when it was re-issued, and I saw Contact, Deep Impact, and Armageddon, but that’s about it. I didn’t have a car and the nearest non-campus movie theater wasn’t within walking distance (it was a fairly long bus ride away, IIRC).

I never downloaded music from Napster, Kazaa, or any of those. One of these days I may get an Ipod or similar, and download music for that. But I suspect it will be like my project of burning CDs for my car and keeping the originals at home, at least until I buy a new car that doesn’t have a CD player. I’ve been planning that CD project any day now since 2002.

Never had a Myspace or Facebook page, nor have I ever looked up anyone else’s. I probably never will have one, as I’m very non-photogenic and it’s hard to get a picture of me that I like.

I’ve never played first-person shooters. I learned when I was a teenager that no amount of practice was ever going to make me anything better than below average at games that require fast twitch reflexes and hand-eye coordination. I don’t play that type of games now.

I never got into Everquest, WoW, or any other online gaming. I was warned in my first semester of college not to get involved in MUDs, or I might find my GPA going down the drain. Besides, one of the things I like about video games is the ability to save and reload if things don’t go my way.

I didn’t get a cell phone until I was having trouble getting landline service when I moved to a new apartment in 2002. I don’t text (I don’t know how). I don’t download ringtones, play games, or browse the internet on my phone, because those things cost money. I probably wouldn’t play games or browse the internet even if it didn’t cost money, because I’d rather do those things on a bigger screen. I didn’t get a camera phone until last year (my previous employer banned the use of camera phones on-site because we worked with classified information), and I don’t use the camera.

I’ve only seen Survivor and Lost because I was spending time with my mother and she was watching them.

I’ve never watched American Idol.
I’ve never played Smash Brothers or Guitar Hero.
I don’t have a Myspace or Facebook page.
I’ve never seen Buffy, Battlestar Galactica (old or new), Friends, Seinfield, or most other recent popular shows. (I haven’t had cable for the past three years.)
I don’t have a camera phone and I have no interest any a phone that does anything but make calls.
I don’t game online. (I’d be interest in trying D&D but don’t know anyone nearby who does it)
I never saw the second or third Star Wars prequel. The first was bad enough. Also, I hate Yoda, so…

I’ve never watched a movie that was based on a comic book character, which seems to be about 50% of them these days.

I like Pop punk but you could quiz me on what you mean by this statement and I’d have no clue. I’ve never heard a song by Good Charlotte (or before them, apparently Simple Plan.) But I like tons of pop-punky bands like Riddlin’ Kids, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy, but they just rarely play a good song from that genre on those type of stations that would play “Good-Charlotte” type music, apparently.

If I had to take a wild guess, I’d wager that Good Charlotte sounds like emo meets Nickelback.

I don’t wear watches. It not that I have anything against them, I just don’t have any use for them.

My sister gave me a watch for my birthday while still in high school. I soon lost it. I haven’t bought a watch since.

I have never:
watched American Idol
watched The Sopranos

had any desire to visit Disneyland, -world whatever.

I never became a hipster

Maybe this is the place for this. Can somebody explain to me the appeal of Ferris Buehler? I saw half of it last night because it came on TV and I thought maybe I should finally see what it was about. Only half because it was so incredibly dumb. Is there something there that I’m not getting, or are my kids right and I’m just not that cool?

It was vaguely entertaining the first time I saw it. It’s vastly, vastly overrated.

American Idol.

I’ve never owned a cell phone.
Never owned an iPod or MP3 player.
I don’t watch reality TV.
That’s enough for now, I guess.

Last computer game played: Space Invaders
Year: 1980