Aside: I read a science fiction book recently where a human man is romantically involved with an alien woman, and she points out that any attempt at physical intimacy is doomed to frustration, because he’s simultaneously too big and too small. It’s never stated explicitly, but I think the aliens are both longer and thinner than we are.
Like/lick I think?
Either that or Vinyl Turnip would be very popular.
For the sake of science, I have been playing with my tape measure in relation to my hand size.
There’s a lot of variation of perception depending on hand position.
I think a “6” could easily measure out as a “5” or a “7” depending on how you were measuring it.
I could ask for help with the measuring tape in the name of science, but I think he’d think I had lost it.
Sorry, off topic, just an observation.
Another thought, just as men are built differently, women are built differently as well. I know a friend of mine and I partook at different times one of the TOO BIG guys, and she thought he was the greatest thing ever. I wasn’t impressed.
No
I think you’re supposed to measure it from the top.
(Also don’t get the "one ‘c’ " comment…)
You mean the same sort of movies where all the women wear high heels to bed, have fake boobs the size of zeppelins, and want nothing more than some dominating male specimen to spunk them in the face?
Yeah, those are all just like reality. Practically documentaries.
Can we get some clarification on this?
To quote from memory Callahan’s daughter from the Callahan’s Place stories on the subject of human/alien romance:
“I can see fingers and a tongue from over here. Anything else is a bonus.”
I think Maserschmidt had it back in post 42:
" If I like the guy, I automatically lick(e) his genitals. "
I would take thickness over length any day. Too big is too big and after a while it just gets uncomfortable.
or
If I lick the guy, I automatically like his genitals.
or
If I lick the guy, I automatically lick his genitals.
or
If I like the guy, I automaticcally like his genitals.
or
If I lick the guy, I automaticcally lick his genitals.
or
Cc C cccc ccc ccc, C ccccccccccccc cccc ccc cccccccc.
Any of those is as worthy as “true” answer.
The accepted measure is:
Measure the top of the penis, with the subject standing, the penis at a 90 degree angle to the subjects body, from the base to the tip.
Basically, the part of the penis that can be inserted into an orifice.
Didn’t a condom manufacturer do a mass penis measuring event at a Ft. Lauderdale Spring Break?
Well if you’re gonna have wet t-shirt contests, why not?
90 degrees?! You trying to kill me? :eek:
Orifice? Oh, like a paper towel tube.
Great username/subject combo.
It does, and it takes all the fun right out of it. One minute you’re thinking, “This is going to be great!” and the next you’re like, “Wow. You’re not going to put any effort into this are you… Well, okay, I guess you can just lay there if you want.” I would honestly rather not have sexy fun time at all if it’s going to be dead fish sex.
“Is it in yet?”
“Is what in?”
(an actual conversation that I once overheard from the depths of the back seat…)