Curiouser and curiouser cat

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Cat named Lewis.
Judge named Carroll.

The Onion can’t even get stories this surreal.

It seems like de clawing would be a better compromise.
I dislike judges. Where was the so-in-so when the doberman went for me every day on my paper route? :slight_smile:

Yelling at you to get the fuck off his lawn, no doubt.