There is just something too too fakey cutsey pie about these kids. For one thing, they’re too old to be talking in that affected babytalk way. It’s so damn phoney, I just about pull an Elvis on the TV when any of their ads come on.
Their new spokeskid isn’t quite as bad as the little girl but still WAY annoying.
I know, I’m a mean old thing for thinking so, my mom thinks they actually ARE cute. All I see is “WAAAAAY overrehearsed cutsiness”. Their little “aren’t I the new Shirley Temple” voices are just nauseating.
They make me ill. Seriously. It’s like, sugar fucking shock overload with the fake smiles and the ‘gee aren’t I just cuter than a 50s sitcom kid’ crap.
They don’t tell me a god damn thing about grape juice, don’t make me want to drink grape juice, don’t do anything other than make me want to tape open the eyes of the people who came up with them and make them watch Happy Scrappy Hero Pup until their skulls cave in.
And the cute little lisp? What the fuck, are those commercials supposed to be the ‘New Cindy Brady’ contest entries? Give it a goddamn rest. Show me vineyards of grapes and lovely vistas and your rustic wonderful grape juice barrels or something. Not annoying little brats with fake smiles and an inability to communicate in coherent English.
Boy, those kids are annoying. How did I forget to mention them in all the “commercials you hate” threads? I’d rather see the spongmonkeys drinking grape juice.
I burst out laughing at the thought of CanvasShoes jumping out his/her chair up to the TV, hips wildly gyrating and singing, “Uhh HUhh!” at the grape juice commercial! WTF!!
Are you guys talking about the cute little Asian girl? If you are, you are all going to hell. :mad:
She could be my oldest daughter’s identical twin. My daughter has the same voice too, lisp and all. And she has always acted all cutesy, outgoing and sacchariney sweet. And I like Welch’s grape juice.
No, see, those kids are what happens when extra terrestrial aliens come here and take over bodies! Remember Edgar from Men in Black? Same basic principal, but the aliens have been doing more homework! They don’t have the same problems with the exploding, and they’re getting closer to a model that is non-threatening and doesn’t raise much suspicion. Problem is, it’s like hearing Peggy Hill try to speak spanish! You get the gist of it, but it just…isn’t…right.
This is the only thing keeping them from true world domination.
This is why I should be in charge of casting commercials. Any kid with a lisp, oversized glasses, and/or a bowl haircut would never be allowed to step foot in front of a camera.
Now I have an image of curls flying around and around, and grape juice spewing out of her mouth.