Nah. I’m 4’6", 315lbs and my right arm is 6" shorter than my left. It makes bicep curls a real bitch, so I gave up working out years ago. I float pretty well, but I can only swim in clockwise circles.
lieu, would Mr. jwhee enjoy any special… erm… priviledges or benefits?
Yep. Page Davis coming over to show him how to operate his thingama jig right proper.
My ass cuts through nails, too!
(Time to cut down on the El Grande Burritos, I guess …)
Did you thoroughly wash your recipricating power tools before using them…?
And you studder when you’re drunk! 
We are required to have cool names now-- damn I am screwed!
In a Yoda voice, out loud say it!
Beware, black toxic molds tend to hang out with gelatinous cubes and brown puddings. And if there’s a rust monster in there your saw is totally screwed.