R-R-R-R! Power Tools and the Big "O"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I married a strange woman.

cadolphin and I went to Home Depot tonight. The purpose of our visit was to purchase a random orbit sander, to refinish some furniture we received from my Mom.

Standing in the aisle with all the power tools around us, my lovely wife looked up at me with a glazed look in her eyes. She dreamily stated: “I love power tools!” She then motioned for me to bend down (she’s 5’ 2", I’m 6’ 6"), and whispered in my ear: “I’ve already had two orgasms standing here, and I’m close to another one…take me home and show me the power tools!”

I married a strange woman…

:rolleyes:

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If you’re complaining about this, you suck.

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Can she train my strange woman? I mean, that has to be a superpower, or something.

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No, actually I’m bragging!!!

:stuck_out_tongue:

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If you’re complaining about this, you should be SHOT.

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Sounds like you got yourself a wild one there!
I’ve always had a thing for tanks myself, go figure!

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Mmmmm, power tools. My husband loves taking me to Home Depot too. I don’t get quite as worked up as your wife, but I do still enjoy myself quite a bit.

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I wish I’d married that sort of strange woman!

So tell me, you don’t shut your power tools away in the garage do you? I can think of a far more productive place to keep them ! :wink:

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Say, uh, Rico… you and the missus mind coming over and fixing my car?

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I’m working on that.

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Suddenly I’m more scared of HomeDepot more than ever.

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What a lucky guy you are.

Welbywife hates both power tools and Home Depot.

Plus, I’m going to find myself wandering aorund the power tools section seeking women with SEG’s on thier faces.

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Clean-up on Aisle Three.

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Sweet! I think you should get some rabbit fur to cover the sander and run an extension cord to the bedroom.

I once dated a woman who had the same reaction to hockey. I spent a year shouting “He shoots. He Scores!”

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Ok well I don’t have orgasms but I can bore my husband to tears at Home Depot… he wants to leave, I want to drool.

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Huh. Most Home Depots I’ve been to don’t plug the demo tools in. I guess some of them would be pretty handy to have around, given the variable speeds and non-slip grips, but I couldn’t see buying one out without really trying it.

:slight_smile:

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Even if you’re bragging about this, you still suck.

Like most of the other married guys reading this thread, I’m thinking: why can’t my wife be like that?!

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I would love to see you two on Trading Spaces.
Are you sure your wife has always been a woman?

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Well, considering we dated in 1974, when we were both in High School…

I don’t think they perform that kind of operation on teen-agers…or at least didn’t in the 1970s…

LOL I assure you, cadolphin is ALL woman!

:smiley:

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Rico, she got any sisters? Please say yes.