Well not quite the same thing but my fiancee has been known to identify by sound the type of power tool being used outside as we lay in post coital bliss…
This Home Depot had a Ryobi 18 Volt Cordless Drill, 2x2, and 2 in. nails set up in a disply near the check out stand… I had to try it!
“O” number 3
OWWWWWWWW
FDISK, yes she does.
Sister number 1: 60 something, fiery redhead, happily married.
Sister number 2: Also 60 something, also happily married, redneck trailer trash.
I know that’s not EXACTLY the answer you were looking for…
And I’m sorry, but I don’t know their affinity towards Black & Deckers.
I’m positive I don’t know you and have never dated you, but you just described me perfectly. There’s just something about big, sweaty men crashing into each other that gets my blood going. All that skating gives them seriously fine buns, too. But, I feel that I must point out that I’ve been a hockey fan since long before I was old enough to like boys. This may however have something to do with the fact that most of the guys I date seem to have been hit on the head a few too many times.
~ Randi
ps - I also once had a nightshirt made up with my photo on a fake Playboy cover, with the headline “Special Power Tool Edition.” I just thought it was funny.
I don’t orgasm over powertools, but I know a lot about them. I can tell from 50 feet whether something is a Makita or a Jet, for example. I know an Ulmia from a Delta (and I know for damn well sure that a guy with an Ulmia tablesaw is a hotter prospect than a guy with a Delta Unisaw).
I’m working on the handtool thing now. Do you know that some handplanes sell for $6,000?!?
I can use NONE of these things, but I know what they are.
So … um … what kinds of optional “attachments” do the orbiting sander and cordless drill come with? :eek:
Well at least the wet-dry vacs arn’t far from the power tools… That may be necessary.
Once you go Black and Decker you never go back!
I absolutely love powertools. I can spend hours and hours looking and playing with the tools in B&Q. Saws, drills, anything with a lovely purring or roaring motor… Oh yea!
But, this is nothing compared to what the wood section does for me. The feel of it all is great but I love the smell expecially. It just sends me into a frenzy… ::insert googly eyed smiley here::
So is homedepot.com gonna start charging $19.95 monthly membership?
Snerk
I feel so cheap buying Ryobi.
:eek:
[Red Green] Well, if the women don’t find you handsome at least they should find you handy. [Red Green]
Rico, you ever thinkin’ about a divorce, CALL ME! A woman that likes power tools. Incredible. I Want One!
Sorry, Jake, this one’s gonna last.
Might I suggest an evening out at Home Depot?
Hang around the power tools section and look for the ladies with a glow on their face.
When my girlfriend said she was going to change into something sexy it meant she was going to put on the Detroit Red Wings jersey she used as a nightshirt. Oh well, to each their own.
I could say something incredibly crude about meeting you in the woodshed …
But I’m too much of a gentleman.
HAH! Be as knotty as you’d like Lurky! 
Perhaps this is why our - Kal and my’s - bed is pine, the wardrobes are pine, the shelves are pine, and I love giving gifts of redwood and myrtle…
Wood it just so… sexy…
Is it warm in here or is it just me?
You’d love our house then; 100-year-old Victorian (badly in need of rehabbing, alas) with most of the rooms panelled. When we bought the house I was planning to put a workshop in the basement with a full set of woodworking tools and work on the place myself. Unfortunately, life intervened and it never happened. 
Maybe when I retire…assuming we don’t end up selling the place and moving to Vegas.
So, then, I take it that when you set up the logs on the fireplace for a nice romantic fire, you don’t light them…