I just bought a chainsaw today! 14" blade, something-or-other horsepower. I cut part of a BIG dead tree down, then into little pieces. What a blast! I love my new toy!!
I’m running around looking for things to chop up now!
Good thing my house is brick.
…but I can bake wicked scones.
Carina42, I LIKE you!
Cool. I’ve always thought women should have more power tools. Happiest Christmas my Mom ever had was when she got her jigsaw.
Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?”
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Am I the only one who looked at this thread title and thought “Who farted?”
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I actually thought it was about females not being self-conscious about ** burping ** … hehe…
Great minds, Euty. Great minds.
No, you are most definitely not.
Oh great.
Now it’s a farting thread. :rolleyes:
Men. Feh.
{b]UncleBill & dwyr** Thankyou! I do like BIG tools. 
TheLoadedDog yesyesyesyes. Scones, Yum.
Yeah, and isn’t “BIG dead tree” a euphemism for feces? Never mind, I will go back to work now…
Heck, I thought she was burping on first reading the OP.
OK, I burp, I fart, I like power tools. I paint my toenails, spend a lot of $$ on fancy facial creams & cute shoes, too.
What IS it with men and body functions?
So, uh…what brand of chainsaw do you like best? And, why?
I’m going to waddle off & fart now. 'Scuse me…
Homelite, its the only chainsaw in my opinion. Anyone remember the Evil Dead?. Ash carried a Homelite. Everytime I think of useing one of those babies an evil grin creeps its way accross my face…muwahaha
Carina –
Remember: “If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”
Find a friend who isn’t interested in power tools and have her tell you when to stop cutting stuff. Give her a secret code word to break the hypnotic spell. Your new chainsaw can’t really talk to you. The voice that keeps saying “Cut something else!” is coming from inside your own brain. When you hear the code word, Carina, go to the light. Turn away from the darkness that is trying to seduce you to reduce more and more things to sawdust. Repeat this mantra: “Pieces of wood more than four inches long have a place in this world too.” You can beat this thing if you are determined to embrace normality, but remember, this is a choice only you can make.
And, um, make sure your friend doesn’t have any prosthetic limbs – that would confuse the message.
BTW here is a link to Homelite
And listen to the band Jackyl…they do songs with chainsaws…hehe
I assume, that means the Tim-the-Tool-Man-Taylor, brrrraaaappp
Eh, I got tools too.
Even seen a woman sport a six foot level?
I thought not.
Just double checking. Kevlar pants? Impact glasses? I’m serious here.
Does my instant fart assumption mean my mind is as great as Euty’s and Coldfire’s? Wow! Who knew it was that easy!
OK!!! HAND over the chainsaw… these aint no things for no WIMMINS!!!
…silly wimmins…I mean, thats kinda cute and all but sheesh… Back to the kitchen honey. pats your behind
BWAAHAHA!!! You might want to raise your sites a little higher… hehe
Good one Stoid.