Finally, a good call from Czarcasm.
Eggsactly.
Foster Farms on line two for you.
I’m sorry, I’m no good at puns, but I did want to thank Czarcasm for a job well done!
Yeah, me too - and me too!
Thanks to all and sundry. Like the other moderators, I did my best to not let my personal opinions influence my decision making, and for the most part I do believe I was successful. I would attribute this to the guidance of the other moderators and administrators, and to the bottle of Tullamore Dew in my desk(2nd drawer down, right side.)
Who’s gonna keep me bat-shitting all over myself from now on??? 
Thanks for all you’ve done, Czarcasm and I’m glad you’re still with us.
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Does this mean the incessant Czarcasm hecklings are a thing of the past? Tightly clenched fists, resignation-demand riots; angry mobs threatening to storm the steps of administrative headquarters lest he step down?
What are posters expected to do now with all the spare time?
I applaud your work, other than that one time.
I’m glad you’re going to continue to post Czarcasm. I’d make a chicken joke, but since I’m about, Ah say, about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball, I got nothin’.
And I applaud your choice in attire, other than that one time. 
WHAT!!! The Science Advisory Board definitely needs to get a new union…
Czarcasm–
Thank you.
You’ve done very well, over these many years.
I’m grateful for your work.
You’ve been a Mod since…99? Yes?
It’s a darn shame that Cecil and TubaDiva will now have to take you out back of the barn, & give you the Old Yeller treatment, like all the other retired Mods.
(Yes, I’m kidding.)
Again, my thanks.
Czarcasm! I hardly knew ye! Enjoy.
Czarcasm, good luck on your new life.
It seems like moderators move in sets of two..who else is retiring?
Do you live next to flatlined? Should we call you Carl?
I hear members do even better when they are banned..or..retire.
-D/a
Farewell** Czarc the Moderator** 
Welcome back** Czarc the Poster **
<Poultry Pun/>
Well I, for one, am glad you’ll still be haunting the boards.
A regular…you know…poultrygeist.
mmm
Thank you for all your hard work, dude.
So if Czarcasm tells posters what to do in a thread, will he get warned for senior modding?
Now that’s actually funny!
(To this chick, anyway.)