I’ve had enough of their bullshit.
Yeah, how dare they not be Chechnya?
Yeah, let’s sub-divide the bastards and make them adopt a Queen song as ther national anthem.
Who do they think they are? It’s like those people that live in New Mexico and don’t want to be called Mexicans. Geez, give us a break!
Their Sudetenland forts are a threat to international peace.
And their quixotic crusade to get us to spell it “chile”.
Well, the truth is they MAY have something to do with it. I’m not going to speculate but they used to be under Russians so they MAY harbour some ill thoughts toward Russia so, as is a custom, they MAY decide to attack US.
Yeah, fuck Czechoslovakia. How dare they split into two independent countries, each taking half of the name.
The bastards won’t even use a simple name, like Czechia or something. No, they make us say “Republic” too. Fucking time wasters.
Splitters!
Damned fine hockey players though: from the Czech half.
And not even having the decency to give us a nice, old-fashioned civil war to watch.
Actually, they did. It was genocide in my life time. It sucked.
Well, they are “white people”, so it’s not surprising they genocided each other.
Damned fine composers, too. Same half.
Stupidest divorce agreement ever.
In 3rd or 4th grade, my school had class olympics, and my suggested name for our “country” was Checkerslovakia. Our flag was a checkers board. I was really proud of my achievement.
“Velvet Divorce” indeed.
What a scandal in Bohemia!
… and in Moravia, Silesia and Carpathian Ruthenia, with Bohemia and Moravia the regions of the Czech Republic
What the hell would an admitted Leaf fan know about fine hockey players?