And how are you supposed to figure out which one is Slovakia and which one is Slovenia? It’s like they did it deliberately just to confuse us.
Kansas, Arkansas? Say, what exactly are you tricksters up to anyway? 
Hey hey now! The leafs just made the playoffs! I hear the fans are confused though, and not sure what is supposed to happen next.
Hey, come on. We’ll be drinking out of the Grey Cup soon enough.
I heard Czechoslovakia killed a 13 year old girl back in the 80s.
Wrong question. To understand them we have to ask who do they thing they aren’t. The answer is – Slovakians.
Wait a minute… if a criminal splits like an amoeba which one gets charged with the crime?
I’m sick of the Swiss!
Pfft. My beloved Roughriders will win the Stanley Cup long before that.
Moved to MPSIMS.
Stupid satelite states!
I prefer cable states!
Well, at least we know that, because it’s in Eastern Europe, there’s no Soviet domination there.
That’s something we can all rely on.
Don’t get me started on stupid Dakota Territory. They had the gall to split into North Dakota and South Dakota, but wouldn’t even tell us which is the 39th state and which is the 40th.
Arkansas isn’t a real place. It is just Kansas for pirates.
In heard North Dakota wanted to change its state name to Dakota.
Just Dakota. Because the other sounded like the place was too cold.
Maybe they should have proposed South Manitoba.
In English, yes. Not necessarily in other languages.
King me!
South Saskatchewan has a better ring to it, won’t you agree?
Hey! Got a problem with that Belgium?
From here I turn left for Slovakia and right for Slovenia. For Czechistan I do a u-turn.