Czechoslovakia

…and don’t get me started on those fucking Belgians.

I’m in Indianapolis, Indiana. Do I see any Indians? Noooooo!

Yep. It’s “Czechia” in Hebrew.

You would have if your granddaddy hadn’t killed 'em all.

Try here.

Stupid Belgians with their cool shoes.

They gave Spike and Dru a hard time in Prague. How dare they?

And then there was the Prague banker who, during World War II, hid a midget freedom fighter. In other words, the banker cached a small Czech.

The Czech Republic is such a pain to type in Sporcle quizzes. Still they are better than Bosnia and Herzegovina.

I knew I should’ve taken that left toin at Herzegovina!

On the whole I’d rather be in Macedonia.

By an odd coincidence, a Czech invented the spork.

[Monty Python] I can’t think of anything more derogatory than “Belgian”![/MP]

They can’t keep their country together, yet are capable of melding utensils.

I have an actual true-life Belgium story. One day on the street in Washington DC I see a couple holding a map and looking confused. I asked if I could help and I got them oriented. I noticed their accent and asked where they were from. The both answered at the same time – “We’re from France.” “We’re from Belgium.”

After a couple seconds pause, the one said sheepishly, “Yes, we’re from Belgium” and hung her head in shame. :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s the Former Yugoslav Republic of Self-Styled So-Called Macedonia!!! The Skopje Entity must never be allowed to appropriate the glorious cultural heritage and symbols of Greece!!!

A Yugoslavian is just a Slovakian with a shitty car.

I’m not sure I can really get behind that suggestion. It’s not as if their girls are particularly well-known for their fat bottoms.

And it’s possible to verify this. If you look online you can see a substantial percentage of Czech women naked.

And a Bratislavan is just a Slav with a sausage.