D & D on the Straight Dope setup thread. (In Middle Earth FA63)

[CatInASuit]

@What_Exit

Rub sits up quickly, toss Elfstan away by the action while letting out a bloodcurdling scream that abruptly cuts off when he smacks at whatever is *stinging *his eye and drives the ancient Gondolin blade through his own brain with a much greater force than Elfstan could have mustered. He if without question dead.

Just in case you thought we had missed it.
Stinging indeed, very droll.