Dallas-Fort Worth

A giant penis taking a whizz

Check it out… varicose lanes.

I was born towards the botton of the cockhead. There’s something I never thought I find myself writing…

I’ve driven right up the urethra many, many times.

I live several miles outside both the phalic and scrotal areas.

Green urine?

This is what it looks like in the dark

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ISS007-E-16538a.jpg

RUN! :eek:

It looks like there’s some sort of tumor just south of Grapevine …

Oh, that’s the airport. So, yeah. :slight_smile:

So does this mean that the mid-cities get the shaft?