Check it out… varicose lanes.
I was born towards the botton of the cockhead. There’s something I never thought I find myself writing…
I’ve driven right up the urethra many, many times.
I live several miles outside both the phalic and scrotal areas.
Green urine?
This is what it looks like in the dark
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ISS007-E-16538a.jpg
RUN! :eek:
It looks like there’s some sort of tumor just south of Grapevine …
Oh, that’s the airport. So, yeah. 
So does this mean that the mid-cities get the shaft?