I routinely pee out back… just for a change.
Lots of times in nature… when hunting and all.
Once or twice in a sink… long ago. Once in a High School photography darkroom sink.
Hmmm… empty mountain dew bottle when driving cross country. Had to keep time you know.
Several beer bottles.
What about you?
On one of the legs of the Space Needle in Seattle. They’re big curved things fastened by gi-normous nuts which have to be nearly a foot across (where does one go about finding a monkey wrench that can accomidate a 12" nut? Must be in the “Makita: Hard to find Tools” catalogue). Needless to say, I was a bit pissed.
One time a friend and I were lost in Chicago, it was night, and we were standing on a train platform looking for a schedule.
This is outside and nobody is around, and I really have to go. So I whip the ole’ guy out and start to go over the side of the platform with the building to my right. Just as I build up a nice steady stream, a train comes through the station at full speed and my beautiful urine fountain is cut off in mid air. I piss along the whole train, and shakily check my boys out before I tuck it back in.
Tony
Into the Grand Canyon from the North Rim
On the gate leading to Custer’s Last Stand on a cross country drive at 2:00 am
The Jin Mao building in Shanghai has a toilet on the 68th floor. It’s a nice view when you’re standing there doing your biz.
The steps of a church.
I felt kinda bad about it afterwards.
for me it’s that little cup doctors give you, yeesh
but I can say that a clow family relative of mine has peed on the St. Louis arch when he was very drunk
Sigh, wasn’t me, but off the third-floor balcony of a dorm building, “for the Glory of the State of Texas!”
Damn, that alky-haul gets ya every time.
M.
Out the window in the hallway of the apartments I stayed in at college.
all I have to add is basically variations on the above.
I’ve peed in the laundry sink in a side room (presumably the laundry room) at a large frat house. I was, of course, inebriated.
I’ve peed into beer bottles, cans, all kinds of stuff like that.
When i was at school there was a particular tree i just loved to “water.” it happened to be on the corner of a busy intersection, just down the street from the Dunkin’ Donuts that was open 24 hours. I must have peed on that tree upwards of 20 times.
I’ve never peed off of a balcony, but i used to throw things at the drunk-ass frat boys that would pee off the balcony directly above my dorm room. hit them with plenty of rocks, never got peed on.
I have a funny story about the Space Needle. i have a friend who was sight-seeing/looking for a place to live in seattle (he was in a real bad place in his life, had just defected, or whatever you call it, from the navy) and happened to find himself standing at its base. he saw something rustle in the bushes and saw a real old homeless guy stumble out. he ended up smoking crack with the homeless dude behind a bush at the base of the Space Needle. I can’t vouch for this personally but he swears it’s a true story.
The front yard of my high school friend’s ex-girlfriend. There was snow on the ground. I got as far as D-A-V-I before I ran out of juice.
I think this topic applies more to men than women.
Peeing in the woods at a hockey party with unlimited 3.2 beer hardly is unusual as 3.2 beer passes through you quicker than snot on a freezing cold day.
Peeing in a cup for medical reasons or for a pregnancy test is hardly unusual for us women.
I can’t say I have ever peed in a weird place. Usually my peeing is confined to areas that are normal for a woman. The doctor’s office in a cup, in a toilet, in a lake (hey no one else would know,) in a cup for a home pregnancy test, in the woods while camping or partying etc…
Other than that I think a good majority of us chicks are confined to more normal methods of elimination.
Never wear your best shoes to an outdoor party with no port-a-otties though…nothing is worse than looking at your pretty leather clogs splashed with pee and dirt the next morning – on a hangover even.
of course that shoulda read “port-a-potties”
Ozzy Osbourne says he was once arrested for peeing on the Alamo Dome, the officer said to him: “How would ya’ll like it if I took a piss on yer god damned Buckin’ham Palace!” (the drawling Texan accent was amusingly emulated by the Ozzmeister :D)
His answer?: “I wouldn’t give a toss, mate. Did it myself last year when I was on tour!”
— G. Raven
During the recent Bay To Breakers, I headed into a wooded area to attain relief (Jack Batty, who was walking with me, smartly advised me to avoid the long lines for the port-a-potties). I wasn’t the only one by a long shot; hell, I think they oughta name that place “Urine Grove” given all of the other people with the same thought as I.
I peed on the Moon. Wrote my name in the moon dust, too. Since there’s no weather, the Moon still bears my “SPOOFE peed here” signature.
But even weirder than that… I peed in a - wait for it - toilet.
Blaspheme! You Defiled The Dew!!!
(carefully removing a dew can from my lips)
The wierdest place I ever peed…
I’d have to say (very hesitantly)
My ex-bf was hell bent on being the recipient of a golden shower, so much that he held me down and tickled me so hard that I had no choice but to let it loose. :eek:
He asked for it - and even though it wasn’t my choice of places… it was definately the wierdest.
I had a friend some years ago who managed to achieve his lifelong goal of peeing on the centre spot of Wembley Stadium.
That’s pretty cool, even for non- football lovers.
Weird places all over the world. But the most sacriligious was probably in the sea of Galillee. It’s a big resort, so I suppose a lot of people pee in it…I felt a bit naughty though.
Also had sex there. 
On the front lawn of James D. Griffin’s house, the former mayor of Buffalo, New York – while he was still in office.
In my closet when I was so drunk I thought it was the bathroom.