Dammit, covfefe means this...

Also, it’s a good litmus test for seeing the depths to which Trump’s North Korea-like pundits will go to defend him by insisting the emperor’s clothes are the most luxurious ever:

In this case by claiming that this was only an accidental typo but one he did on purpose. This is literally doublethink from “1984.” If even something as inconsequential as this merits this kind of failing mental gymnastics, then there is no limit, no Everest-like peak, to which their self-contradictory lies will not attempt to climb to defend the indefensible.

These all are of a piece. His incurious mind manifests both in harmful “policies,” AND in goofy Twitter errors. I agree we shouldn’t waste too much energy focusing just on the latter, but they are not really separate things.

That’s right, kids - having the leader of the free world be a man who goes without sleep until he passes out while typing incoherently is a good thing!

But it does present a ludicrously large target for conservatives to point and laugh and say “look at liberals hyperventilating over nothing again”, or “Trump must be doing great if this is all they have”, or most unfortunately, “Wow, Trump really got them stirred up again! What a genius!” So many escape hatches and opportunities to redirect here.

I get it, it’s funny. It does show that he probably dozed off in mid-tweet, which is disturbing. But mocking a typo is not the sharpest kind of satire in the proverbial shed.

It was a deliberate distraction. He knew a dumb tweet would get far more attention then important news like withdrawing from the Paris Agreement.
I say Trump knew exactly what he was doing when he tweeted “Covfefe”.

I’m going to name my next pet that.

I do know someone with a pet named that. Pug/Cocker Spaniel mix. Adorable. Great personality, too.

But he’s a REALLY BIG ignoramous. He’s bigger than an ordinary ignoramus. Enormous + ignoramus = ignoramous. Makes perfect sense to me.

I sometimes wonder if Trump occasionally sits down with his friends and says, "Hey, guys, watch this. I’m gonna send out a tweet that will make the snowflakes have even bigger spasms of stupidity. Let’s see, what can I use? "

<looks down at his Scrabble rack>

“AHA!”

Meh. Since the right wing equivalent of a snow globe is a turd bucket from the outhouse, I’m happy being a snowflake.

Unfathomably, there appear to still be some in the country (and on this Board) who don’t yet acknowledge Trump is a complete incompetent buffoon. So, yeah, it make take a few hundred more threads. We all have to do our part.

Yes, we are well aware that you sometimes wonder idiotic things, not least because whenever you do, you immediately rush here to post them.

You have to understand the **octoputz. ** He’s in denial like most Trumpanzees, refusing to believe that the tweeting meadow muffin in the White house is a 1st class dumbshit.

“So, I guess the president is, as he said, a man who needs only a few hours sleep,” he crowed… "

No, he’s a man who has to get up to go to the bathroom multiple times a night.

Seriously, how big of a prostrate can old micropenis have?

That’s prostate, unless it is lying down on the job, as often happens in older men.

I meant to type prostfefe, :slight_smile:

Russian prostrates?

Yes, if only we drop the “covfefe” thing, then FOX will start openly acknowledging mistakes and misinformation by the president and the republican party, have an evidence-based discussion on climate change, and generally seek to be balanced and objective.

Or, sans sarcasm: conservatives don’t need coherent excuses to ignore everything the left says and defend Trump (even when he contradicts himself). They call everyone who is not them hypocrites or fake news or whatever ad hominem, whatever the issue we’re talking about is, and whatever evidence is brought to the table.
So what difference does it make if we get to laugh at Trump over something trivial?

I agree Trump is a dummy. I just don’t see the need for 6563839393 threads on it. And let’s not talk about denial or delusional while you still believe the UN is going to force the US to let California secede.

That’s the text after his staff worked on it. The original read: