Dammit! I think I creeped a girl out at work and now it's bugging me.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
101

Make a slideshow out of screenshots of this thread.

Show it to her as an ice breaker in your first “training” session.

Pull out a huge picnic basket with utensils and very carefully set two places. If you really want to impress her, do that thing the butlers do at Buckingham Palace, with the yard stick to measure and make sure all the cutlery is even. Waggle your eyebrows mischievously as you pull out the yardstick.

Then break out a cheese cake with lots of strawberries on top, and tell her you think the slideshow would be great on a big screen at your wedding reception.

Finish with a big flourish as you pull the whipped cream can out of the picnic basket . . .

102

Book yourself a large training room for the two of you.

Before you start eat a powdered donut…then kiss the seat she is going to sit in.

Be sure the lip mark is clear. Finish the donut and do not wipe your mouth, but make sure you are wearing black pants and leave a handprint on the crotch.

When you start…stand directly in from of her desk…as close as you can…leaning over the desk a bit.

While teaching her, continuously lick your lips, open your eyes as wide as you can, and stare at her without blinking, and make sure your hands are in sight, and rub your fingers together on both hands.