My friend is coming over and wants me to take a shower before she gets here. I asked if we were going to have sex, she said no. So I asked, “Bitch, why I should take a shower?” She said it would be nice.
By the way I took a shower yesterday and do not smell foul.
Well, I’m off to take a shower.
I predict great things in your future.
But not with a woman.
Personally I am amazed she still came over…
Nah, ya just gotta keep yo bitches in line pimp hat
Smell foul?..maybe not.
Act foul?..most definitely.
Had I been your friend and you’d called me a bitch, you’d be feeling nothing in the groinage due to the fact that my knee would have been implanted there without hesitation.
Ava
Don’t make me go upside your head!
Huggy Bear…? Is that you, you pimpy-yet-loveable scamp?
Generally, people don’t go out of their way to suggest that you shower unless it’s a really, really good idea. It sounds like your friend’s just tryingto do you and her nose a favor.
Maybe you do smell, then, or you’ve smelled enough on previous occasions that she wants to be sure.
I don’t know why people are upset over him calling his friend “bitch,” though. It sounded (to me, at least) that his comment to his friend was tongue-in-cheek, and my friends and I (female and male) call each other things like “bitch” all the time.
If sex were the only reason for showering, some of us would be stinky more than not. Puhleeze. :rolleyes:
By the way, what’s your “friend’s” phone number. I’d like to slap her upside the head.
All that shows is how immature you and your friends are.
Tell me, do you call your mom, "bitch?"
How would you feel if your friends called her “bitch?”
Grow up.:wally
The last time I called my mom a bitch she washed my mouth out with soap.
But then, my mom’s not my friend. She’s my mom.
Let’s focus on the not bathing part. Once it’s got personal hygeine down, we can move on to inter-gender social dynamics and basic syntax.
Just 'cus you can’t smell yerself, doesn’t mean that you don’t smell.
I’ve met quite a few guys with this “issue”.
“I don’t need to wear deodorant, right?”
“I showered yesterday - that’s enough, right?”
“These socks have only been worn twice - I can wear them again, right?”
Listen dude - if your platonic friend is asking you to shower before she comes over, it means that on some occasion, probably more than once, you’ve been smelly.
Do the “bitch” a favour and bath, for the love of Pete.
My mom, my sister and I all call each other “bitch” all the time. For reals.
It’s something of a private joke between us.
“Mom, you’re such a bitch!”
“So are you!”
Actually, mom and I don’t call each other “bitch” but we call each other “Bimbo” with startling regularity.
Perhaps you should lighten up, just a tad.
Wow. You invite your friend over, and she enquires as to your hygeine status beforehand?
That’d be telling ME something, fer sure. Geez, if one of my friends asked me the same question, I’d be in that shower at the speed of lightning.
She’s not a bitch, she’s done you a mega-favour 'cos it’s pretty obvious that you DO smell pretty bad.
In other words, everything that Alice_in_Wonderland said.
I certainly agree.
Does showering before sex imply that it only happens then? Because I remember some sexual sessions where a shower afterwards was mandatory! There would be no way I’d face the public until then…<loses himself in blissful memories!> DAMN! Why am I sitting around here remembering when I could be doing! See ya!
Actually, there is a fine but distinct line between being called ‘bitch’ and ‘A bitch’. I only slap the kids when they call me ‘bitch’, but they would get a real whoppin’ if they ever dared to call me A bitch.
Thus far, they have escaped being whopped.
I think the OP was a joke, folks, based on the last line:
If it’s serious, I’ve been whooshed. If it’s a joke, I think it’s hilarious.