Damn me and my procrastinating ways!

Gahhhh!! Why can’t I write this stupid paper on the geology of Scotland? It’s only 6 pages. Oh, that’s right, I didn’t do enough research, and I haven’t really read what I did find. Now it’s due tomorrow. Why, oh why, do I always do this to myself? :smack:

:mad: :mad: :mad:
GAH! Get back to work and stop boarding, you idiot!

Plagiarise, Plagiarise
Let no man’s work escape your eyes…

Tragically - though not surprisingly - that’s the only thing I remember from my entire literature degree.

But it’s also probably the most useful thing I ever learnt, and it wasn’t even on the syllabus :wink:

6 hours later, and I’ll I’ve got is less than a page. oh well, it’s only 20% of my grade.

Too bad you don’t live in Miami. I have an entire book on that very subject, given to me as a graduation present.

Dude…I’m pretty sure I could write a six page report on the geology of ANYWHERE with just the scant knowledge I possess of the geology of Scandinavia. Perhaps that is just because I ramble on so much.

But it also got me a D more than once when an F should have been my grade.