This book is up to sales rating 6,386!
What I can’t believe is that:
- People are paying money for this book.
- Someone published this book.
- Hi Opal! (my first one!)
Well, now I know there’s a market for my upcoming book “Better Living through Breathing”, in which I expound upon my theory that people will live longer, happier lives if they remember to breathe.
I just checked out his other book. Read the review at the bottom of the page from “A reader from Tokyo, Japan”.
It just seems…mmmmm…suspicious.
All your book are belong to us?
My book is at 350,000th place and THIS – THIS!!!—stands at 4,000th!!!
I feel like Antonio Salieri in Amadeus. “Dear God, why must This book be the instrument of Your Glory and not MINE!!!??”
Oh, I dunno. I can see how constricting one’s anus 100 times/day might make one’s partner happier, given the proper circumstances.
Yeah, pretty much.
Also, I feel that my sig is uniquely appropriate for this thread.
I love that episode.
"Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey … "
This is really bizarre. It’s at 2,084 now! How many people are buying this thing?
It’s up to 2,104. Things are looking up.
I love how after I check these links, the Amazon cookie makes assumptions based on what I look at. Now the next time I go to Amazon, they will doubtless open with:
Greetings Michael! The following butt-clenching titles are recommended just for you!
Ah . . . every good run must have an end.
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 2,664
I NEED this book.
I’ve always wanted to understand the link between clenching my butt and curing depression. Thanks to the miracle of Amazon.com and bad Engrish, I can achieve this understanding! Thanks! (I think)
Robin
1,937 now… don’t call it a comeback… i’ve been here for years
The reason is the amount of press this book got. Tons of E/N sites, and message boards such as this linked to it. I think a couple curious people prolly had extra income and bought it.
So can we assume that all butt-clenchers like the Beatles and Video Games?