This might not be funny at all, since the original was in Dutch, but I think you’ll get the general idea.
I was about 15 years old, and it was gym class. We had an assistant teacher, who was doing her internship at our school to finish off her eduction to become a Professional Gym Teacher. I forget her name, but this chick was GORGEOUS. And -forgive me for not being PC, but it IS relevant in the story- she had a HUGE set of knockers.
That particular day, we were doing the high jump. So, the equipment’s all lined up, the bar and cushion are all there. All that’s needed is a volunteer to do the first jump. Now, whilst being completely unathletic at any event that involves flexibility, for some reason I am GREAT at the high jump. I used to be able to do 1.60 meters.
So anyway, I volunteer to do the example jump. Bar’s at 1.20 or so, no biggie, I run to it, turn just in time, lift-off, I fly over the bar with space to spare, and land happily on my back. Quite content with myself, I lay there smiling, resting on my elbows.
She apparently liked my jump, as she uttered, “Ooooo Coldfire, that’s a GREAT take-off you got there !”
To which I responded, still leaning back casually, “Yeah, and that’s a great landing gear you got there !”
People fell over each other laughing. Even the full-time teacher, a major pain in the ass, cracked up completely…
I know, I know. I was a sexist pig when I was young. But I’ve grown since. I’m better than that now.
“No, really.”
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”