Damn runny noses in public.....

Why couldn’t someone have passed a box of Kleenex to that buffoon who sniveled and sniffed during most of the debate tonight? I mean it was gross, it made me sick to my stomache and I felt like barfing.

I was trying to relax and enjoy my magazine at the student center the other day, and this same thing happened. A girl sat down near me and a few seconds later…

SNORT

I started timing her. She SNORTed about every 3 seconds.