damn you internet mother goat felchers

The BBQ Pit
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OK my latest rant is thus :

I have an 7 year old nephew and hes pretty great at using the internet and computers and is a you tube addict

Well one of his favorite you tube people got him into playing this site called “roblox” which is a lets you make your own pc games minecraft style and most of them are ripoffs of what ever game/show/book the tweens are into and run and look horribly at that

Well at one of his favorite games the creator decided that he didnt need his own music he just pulled some sound files from youtube and runs them in a loop

one of these songs is called “its raining tacos” its catchy and the video is cute and is an ode to tacos falling from the sky and its all home made

Well since he didn’t like the other song he decided to see if he could find the song on you tube… which thanks to said game creator who posted a link he did

Now because some bastard decided the world needed the song (which is maybe 2 minutes long) in a 10 hour loop :eek: I have had this going through my head for about 3 days … - YouTube

So in order these need to fuck themselves with a jagged rusty piece of glass

1 you tube for the whole thing to begin with
2 the roblox site for letting
Number three the game creator make the game and introducing me and said nephew to this happy and joyous piece of hell

Id blame the nephew if he was say 11 or 12 but hes not so he gets a pass for being young and dumb …

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There is no way I’m clicking on that link. I don’t need to share your hell.

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I’ll just dream of the idea of it raining tacos…

mmmm…tacos…

lettuce and shell…cheese and meat…who couldn’t like this shit?

fuck, now I want a taco

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Goddammit… now I’ve gotta go buy taco shells.

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Blasphemy! Tacos don’t have “shells”, and most don’t have lettuce.

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God double damnit… I need a taco bot 3000 right fucking now!

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Damn for some reason I feel like listening to a taco right now.

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Is it wrong that this make me salivate?

I got one up on most you sorry asses here…I made cheese and onion enchiladas last night…warming one up even as we speak…it ain’t a taco but it will do…

suckers!

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Aaarrrrgggghh, y’all know I live 35 miles from a town! No taco fixin’s here…I hope I don’t die or something. (Maybe I got Doritos somewhere) pantry opening!

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I’m reheating last nights enchiladas right now, too!

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According to both this song and Taco Bell tacos have shells and lettuce and that is good enough for me.

Damn, that cheese and onion enchilada hit the spot…and as bonus I remembered the taco salad left over from Saturday…

Man, this must be what being a 1 percenter feels like…

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Hey, how YOU doing? :slight_smile:

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Found Doritos, and a new jar of picante dip…yay!

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Ahhhh, another one percenter joins the club :slight_smile:

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Trump warned us about this!

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I ate my mexican while wearing stylish high heels in case anyone is interested…

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You shouldn’t be able to get a building permit if you have no access to tacos, same as if you had no electric or gas hookups.

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Didn’t need to click the link. Read Taco and song so now I’m hearing Puttin’ on the Ritz…

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Didn’t have those hookups either, diy all The way, man! I have hope though, my oldest daughter is dating a hispanic/chef. They are wanting to move back here and build a house. Boy that would be nice, a chef in the vicinity.

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How stupid do you think I’d have to be, to click that link.

<not clicking the link>
<not clicking the link>
<not clicking the the beeyootiful shiny link>
<not clicking the the jolly candy-like link>
<click>

AAAAGH! IT BURNS, THE INANITY BURNS AND BURNS AND BURNS!

Apparently, I am that stupid, and getting more stooo… uh, pid… <drool>

And Roblox is somewhat evil, too. Somehow my 6-year-old installed some kind of Roblox-related something that included Youtube hijacker malware. And she doesn’t even have any kind of privilege to install anything, so I am pretty amazed. That took some doing to clean up. Stupid Roblox.