What, you think maybe somebody would actually believe that you really…
Oh. Yeah. See your point.
You’ve actually tried this? :eek:
::shaking head:: The Dopers continue to amaze me - the lengths many of you will go to in order to further the fight against ignorance is awe-inspiring. Kudos!
Yes, I too will have to take headshok’s word for this as I lack his culinary experience.
Hey, wait a minute, now, I never said… I mean, I was exaggerating for… that is…
Oh, all right. I was trying to impress a girl, OK? And I was doing good until I slammed the cup down and belched out the alphabet.
I like Cuervo, though. That’s gotta count for something, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it?
Or this dude:
Yeah, we’re fighting ignorance here… :rolleyes:
Esprix
Oh, HELL no.
You did NOT just use the ‘Y’ word on my Mesquite-born, Texas-bred, cornbread-fed lily-white uptight south-of-the-Mason-Dixon-line holler-whenever-the-Lone-Star-Shines self.
You, suh, have insulted mah honuh. I DEMANDS satisfaction.
SLAP
[punch-line to old joke] “…and I don’t know about that tattoo on the left leg or the one on the right, but the one in the middle’s gotta be Willie Nelson”[/yucks]
[sub]sorry, had to do it[/sub]
Esprix - JMHO and not meant as a flame. It’s understood that you hate DJ, but your continuous digs at him are staring to get tiresome.
Apotheosis,, as much as I share your disdain and dismay, it cannot be denied, I mean, there they are. And thier pernicious influence is growing every day. Don’t know, but I’d be willing to bet there’s a Starbucks in Lubbock! And somebody’s got to drink all that Coors, otherwise they’d dump it in the river, and you’d have fish puking for hundreds of miles!
But we are somewhat off topic here, we should get back to the original theme of trashing Scylla.
You knew, didn’t you, that he has collected all of Carrot Top’s appearances on videotape?
Esprix I hate to be the one to tell you, but your starting to look, well, sad. Sorry 
bourbonstew, that joke fucking slays me. slays me i tell you! the best part is that as long as ol willie lives, he will just look more and more like a vagina. the joke that keeps on giving.
as to esprix, he has been taking the low road in regards to dj, but hes gotta right this time. even wildest bill knows that gerbilling/richard gere is the tiredest of ULs. um, doesnt he?
Thank you. And, again, why is this in the Pit?
Esprix
Oh great. I finally get another pit thread, and that greedy pig esprix comes in and hijacks it, stealing the abuse that should rightfully be mine.
Don’t you already have your own pit thread where you are victoriously flaying your opponents?
I find your breach of etiquette intolerable.
Abuse me or begone.
Listen you Amish-squicking, sheep-rimming anti-Christ, you just shut the fuck up and keep your long-winded nose out of this, dig?
Esprix
Better. Not quite there yet.
::SEP Field Generator (Ref - THGTTG - Douglas Adams) chokes, whirs and breaks down::
What the hell . . .Damn these Somebody Else’s Problem Field Generators . . Not again. . .
::walks over to generator. Flips switch, no efffect::
Goddamnit. . .Where’d I put my tool belt . . Oh look. . . Esprix is still standing around with his whiny little bitch attitude. Damn, I’ll have to get this working quick. Oh hell, why not . . .Hey Esprix:
Sound familiar? You oughta see that flick freaknut.
::walks over to SEP generator and hits it “Fonzie Style”. cough. cough. whirrrr, beep. Esprix disappears from field of view::
There we go. Got it working again. Much better. Last time I shop at best buy.
Dalovin’ Dj
Yeah, yeah, try replying to my real rant as linked, dumbass.
Oh, and, uh, Scylla, your mama was a Mennonite! :eek:
Esprix
Dissin’ Willie don’t make you a Yankee, anymore than a Stetson and a pair of shitkickers can turn a Yankee Texan.
…with a dozen Aggies wandering around outside, asking when Admiral Adama is gonna show up.
Maybe he’s just keeping 'em around for ritual sacrifices.
If not, he should have a pair of flaming porcupines shoved up his ass.
Sideways.