New rule of thumb: The more the routine looks like a sumo match, the more desperate the star is.
Penn Jilette will last as long as the fans go for his schtick, no longer, no shorter. It’s clear that, much like Amanda Overmeyer, there just isn’t a whole lot he can do. But he has a great sense of humor and has never treated this as anything other than the fluffy, pointless exhibition that it is. I like the attitude he’s taking with the judges: jawing and ribbing without descending into jerkishness. I don’t mind him going early, but it’d be a damn shame for it to be the first week. C’mon, you can’t tell me you’d rather see Adam Carolla and Steve Guttenberg.
Priscilla Presley is working her heart out, and right now she seems more than happy to ride the wave. Predictably, she’ll eventually run out of steam but last a lot longer than you’d expect someone of her age to. Should be interesting.
I think the judges were spot-on about Steve Guttenberg. He’s just very ordinary, and that, coupled with his has-been status, will spell his doom very quickly. Fan club or no, I’d be stunned if he lasted past the third week.
I don’t think Jason Taylor deserved a 27 either, but there are always a few gifts in the early rounds. I’m pretty sure the judges like his potential and want to make sure he doesn’t get embarrassed (especially given the amazing track record of athletes in this competition). He looked smooth enough to deserve a pass into the next round, which is all that matters. Remember, from now on everyone starts from zero every week.
Monica Seles was lackluster again, and I think the 15 was very well deserved. She’s going to need a miracle to survive, and I don’t see who’s going to give her a flood of sympathy votes. She accepted the challenge, she did her best, and someone has to be the first. No dishonor.
Kristy Yamaguchi was fabulous again. Looking at her, I think what really helps is not only her figure skating background, but being completely free of the baggage that’s plagued so many figure skaters. No so-close regrets (Michelle Kwan), maturity issues (Sasha Cohen), too-much-too-soon albatross (Tara Lipinski), unrealistic image problems (Nancy Kerrigan), or emotional issues (Irina Slutskaya/Oksana Baiul). She’s a woman on a mission and isn’t letting anything get in her way. Right now, the only question is where she’ll end up. Drew Lachey or Stacy Keibler?
The rest is a mix. Wait until the round of 8 before asking me to get all detailed about everybody.
To close, and because this bears repeating, the whole point of this show is entertainment. So as far as I’m concerned, the most entertaining competitors deserve to keep going. (Of course, I absolutely loathe last-man-standing eliminations being used here, but I’ve pounded that point home enough times, so I won’t rehash it.) The last thing I want this to turn into is a cold, mechanical skill competition. Comedians, wizards, and outright weirdos are a good thing. Two words: John Ratzenberger. So if a clown like Penn Jilette doesn’t deserve to win it all…I say at least let him have one more week. Just one.
(Just out of curiosity, and this doesn’t have anything to do with anything…what the hell was the result of the first season? What I heard was that Kelly Monaco won, there was a protest or something, they had a “playoff” and the guy won, but later this result was thrown out and Monaco is the official winner. It got so ridiculous, some fans actually thought this would kill the show. That’s how bad it was.)