Danger Shirts

Inspired by this website which sells t-shirts that are quaranteed to get

I don’t think they’re that offensive and I figured we could do better.

T-shirt slogans guaranteed to get your ass kicked (or at least a lot of nasty looks). Do your worst…

My contribution:
Front: Suck my cock
Back: Bitch

Hmmm.

Now that I think about it, this may belong in the Pit. Mods, feel free to move it if you think it’s necessary.

I don’t have a link, but years ago, I saw an ad for a shirt that had the jesus fish symbol made into the letters “SATAN”. The funny part of the ad was the text, which I actually saved. Didn’t dare to buy the shirt though.

The text reads

How about an arrow on the front pointing down to the hem. On top of that it would say “I’m with stupid”

My brother in law, a biker, has a T-shirt which states on the back, “If you can read this my bitch fell off”. :smiley: