Yeah, yeah. Just one of many little slaps in the face I’ve gotten from Bran, since that joke in your thread backfired on me. But, I knew she was a Mouseketeer, even before that. 
Hell, right at this point I’m shocked that a completely (well, mostly) innocent statement became a pit worthy post. I’d never even thought of it that way. Good call, flyboy.
Wow, I’m naughty without even trying. No wonder why I’m headed for the 7th level of hell.:eek:
Davebear, by my count you’ve been with at least 2 different women in ths thread, with at least one more waiting. Don’t worry, you’ll be so busy you won’t even notice I’m gone.
So flyboy, how YOU doin’. 
Don’t forget that the host of this party well equipped to deal with any overabundance of ladies.
Davebear, I wouldn’t say that I swing both ways, necessarily. Just…explorative. And can I tell you that your kiss made my night? I got chills. Honestly. Swear to God.
Share, betenoir? Maybe a little later?
Branwen, I thought I might be taking advantage of you a bit, in your somewhat preoccupied and drunken state, but I didn’t think you’d mind…too much. Besides, it’ll be worth it in the end. And naughty without trying? You were wearing thigh-highs! That’s trying if I ever saw it. Or cheating, at least.
So, CuriousCanuck, what exactly is it that you are curious about?
Ever wondered what it’s like to spank a mostly lesbian Tim Horton’s employee?
Oh no, when I try to be naughty I am (sort of). What’s disturbing is when I am without trying.
You know, I have wondered that actually. I can spank you double double, or maybe just give you triple cream from my sugar…
You can tell me that as often as you like.
You wanna share betenoir? Umm…well, we could ask her, I guess. That explorative streak making itself heard, again?
Ummm…if you look back, Dave, it was me suggested sharing you .
Damn, here I thought you hung on my every word .
But…maye I’ll wait and have you all to myself…Searching, I expect him handed over in reasonaly good condition or I shall be very cross.
I read that first part a few times. I have no idea what you’re talking about, but if it was a good call by me, then hell, that’s cool, I like being right!
So how am I doin’? Well, I was spending my Friday night trying to make it to the 8th level of hell. Unlike you, I was sorely dissapointed at only 7. I’m pretty ashamed of myself actually. If only I’d have found the girl I was looking for, maybe I’d be in the 9th by now But alas, looks like I’m stuck in 7 for another night… but what can ya do?
Sorry I confused you. I know what I meant, but hell if I can explain it now. Maybe I’ll figure it out later. But still, good on ya.
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You still had a better night then I did. You’re headed for 7th, too? Well, at least I know that for now, I’ll be in good company.
Ohhhhhh! Is that how it started?
I just thought you might prefer the idea of being shared by me and my newly exploratory friend. But, if not, I’m game.
I am hung…I mean…I do hang on your every word. But, hell, I’m not sure I was in reasonably good condition when I got here. More like, “Rode hard and put up wet”, as they say in the horse trade.
Holy shit! I really can’t help it! Oh, well. Someone will have fun with those.
Oh, good. It wasn’t just me. And, yes, definitely take the credit, even when you don’t why. But, you’re not supposed to admit to not knowing why. That’s on page three of the Guy’s Handbook. Haven’t you read it?
You guys have been having a party in my absence??? Oh my god, the floors sticky (really really hopes that someone split something… Dave it wasn’t you was it??? )
I’ve had the shittiest week ever but ya know something? I am doing fine guys, just fine… and I’ll tell ya why soon as I get an email and make a phone call…
So where’s my drink Dave and what should I wear to this party???
Jesus christ, if you want a flirt thread to vomit your smilies out in and chat about how lovely you all are, start one in MPSIMS.
My goodness… leave you guys alone for a few days and you manage to even turn the pit into a social club. The boards are going to hell in a handbasket for sure! This is the pit isn’t it? scrolls back up top to check Hello this is where you’re supposed to rant and rave and get all pissed off! Then you get to say fuck gratuitously or somesuch.
Oh and dave… I think you’re thinking of a different sort of guys handbook. One with lots of pictures. Guys don’t read
Yeah, there are some sticky spots. I think Lola may have still been dripping from her bath, when she came back downstairs. Sorry about your week. The bar’s over there. I’m just a guest, here.
Hey, look guys!
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DFrancesca’s back!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Oh. Okay. Fuck!
Well I guess that not reading thing would explain my need to use smilies, huh?
I don’t know if I am going to hurl, shudder my brains out from the creepy factor, or just have nightmares for the next week and a half, but Jeeeeeeeeeezuz, would you people go masturbate somewhere other than the Pit.
Diane if you don’t want to be in this party I am hosting you can leave. If you want to stay but do not wish to see anyone masturbating, then my I suggest you go “help those people out”… more are always welcome.
Davebear you are more than a guest… you are the guest of honour… and I am impressed by how you managed to getthe ceiling sticky too…
I guess I was just under the impression that the creepy “I need to get fucked badly and can’t so I’ll do the next best thing and jizz all over myself with the help of the SDMB” threads went in MPSIMS.
I would suggest you as a Mod to move your “party”.
You would suggest me as a mod? Thanks… I’ll use you as a reference then in my reference letter to Lynn/Ed/Tuba/etc?
And a long time ago I told the mods to move this to whatever forum is appropriate. It has stayed here, and everyone seems to be enjoying themselves.
But, if you want this to be pit worthy, then may I invite you to get your fucking prying ass out of my motherfucking thread and stop reading it if it bugs you, you syphillitic hosebag.
[sub] I don’t really mean all the insults, though the sentiment that you leave if you do not like it here is real[/sub]
Now that that is out of the way… who wants to do some tequila body shots?